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a scholar, a professional, and an absolute hoot | @ucla

[. @elievcr]

YOU YOU YOUCALL ME OUT OF NOWHERE AND TELL ME YOURE PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE CLAUDIA YOURE PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE MADELEINE DO I SAY THAT YOURE SICK LOUIS DO I SEE SICKNESS!???

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

The Constitution protects us from ICE.

🚨If ICE is outside your door, don’t panic & remember: YOU HAVE RIGHTS. Don’t open the door. Ask to see a warrant. ICE can’t enter w/o one.

All 5 videos. 8 languages. At https://t.co/4jYlO506p3.

Watch and share:

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

Palestinian children celebrating the ceasefire. My heart is so full. 🥹

[hoesama bin laden @sp00kyadri]

nosferatu crossed the sea & brought the plague to an entire city for his girl but yall think flowers is risky pls bring back real lovers

[sam 🍒 @Secondchoicesam]

you’re weird for that!!!!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I've never received so many prayers from atheists.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Scarlet Astrorum @ScarletAstrorum]

You don’t have community because you aren’t a good community member. You don’t host events, you don’t know how to cook, you don’t know how to dance, you don’t know how to sing, and you aren’t doing anything to learn. You can’t tell stories or jokes.

[sam 🍒 @Secondchoicesam]

it’s all fun and games until it’s your crush on the hear me out cake

[rose @wynrosei]

girl whatever you’re going through right now as long as you’re not pregnant you’ll be fine

[pris @pwiscila]

Whenever someone posts a story and you can tell it’s for their crush or someone specific I’m like this is sooo Gatsby throwing parties for Daisy

[Icona @iconawrites]

It would be fun if public libraries were well-funded and open in the evenings and we built a culture where it’s normal to gather at the library after work and browse the shelves and chat about the latest books and read the Saturday night away.

[Brett Chapman @brettachapman]

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! Just a reminder that Native Americans are not a historical people, that we are still here, and that the biggest injustice in U.S. history—the dispossession of land from Indigenous nations largely by fraudulent treaties—remains ongoing

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

And there it is. They're finally admitting it. This is all this has ever been about. Not hostages. Not ending Hamas. Not self defense. Not mass rapes. Not beheaded babies or babies placed in ovens. This has always been about taking land from the indigenous people of Palestine.

[mia @httpsosweet]

can you lie down on top of me like a weighted blanket and make all my worries go away