Shannon Shart

up-and-coming multi-hyphenate

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

@DEADLINE Although, it's not as criminal as his participation in The Emoji Movie

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Metallica when Captain Farrell walks in

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Peter never made a move which is why MJ went with Harry, Peter couldn't get with MJ until he had the confidence to believe in himself, which he discovered through his journey becoming Spiderman

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Then she proceeded to f*ck his best friend who didn't do any of that lol

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Get an attorney asap

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

And he was right

[=ㅅ= @milfbeomgyu]

my dad said he thought get out (2017) was better than nope (2022) and i disagreed and said since im getting my masters in film my opinion counts for more and he was like “No youre going because you clearly need more schooling”

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Schröedinger's Twitter: women should have all the sex they want and they should also have no sex at all at the same time

[Skoog @Skoog]

me when my mexican girlfriend brings me along to watch the game tonight:

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

That, and to have a job talking about sports no less

[kolek @hoodikolek]

How the hell do you acquire this build

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Well was it the son's decision?

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

My aunt took her 8-year-old son to get circumcised. Today is day 3 and he’s still not speaking to her 😭😭

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

I think I found it finally
The dumbest tweet of all time

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

sorry you’ll never convince me that the “lateness is a moral failing” isn’t rooted in colonization and capitalism, it’s CONTROL!!! and I get we live in a society blah blah blah but if it’s ur friends you know is always late tell them an earlier time or whatever but acting like it’s a moral failing is so puritanical and silly sometimes you just got to accept people as they are

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

sorry you’ll never convince me that the “lateness is a moral failing” isn’t rooted in colonization and capitalism, it’s CONTROL!!! and I get we live in a society blah blah blah but if it’s ur friends you know is always late tell them an earlier time or whatever but acting like it’s a moral failing is so puritanical and silly sometimes you just got to accept people as they are

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Introvert's version of a trip to Disney World

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Does anyone actually enjoy a whole day at home with no visitors & no plans

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Milly Alcock so fuck ugly she would have starred in every Oscar-winning movie in the 70s

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Columbine was like the 9/11 of school shootings and in response our country did nothing

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

What is difficult here..?

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

One of the most difficult questions in music history: Axl Rose or Ozzy Osbourne???

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

With ads

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Amazon Prime is easily the worst streaming service. It's basically, "Thanks for subscribing! Now here's a bunch of movies you still have to pay extra to watch

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

John

[Icy @whereicy]

Gun to your head name a good man

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Absolutely devastating Supergirl review

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

Soccer: game stops, stretcher brought out for a guy who can walk his injury off

American Football: you are legally dead and you are going to run the ball next play

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

@muheediva01 Yes, the body wash made of soap and alcohol is not enough to clean your skin, what would we do without the wisdom of Twitter to guide us

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

The other one that comes to mind is about standing with your back turned to the water in the shower being autistic behavior or something.

Like, says who? If it is, who cares? No one's in the shower with you.

Live your life the way YOU want to

[Shannon Shart @SecondhandToke]

At least once a week a tweet goes around that just says some variation of 'this thing you've been doing one way your whole life is wrong because I said so'

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The amount of people who don’t know the difference between body wash and SOAP scare me.

Bc what do you mean you only use body wash to shower🤔