Secret Agent

I reckon I have no use for this platform.

Worker at Animal Hospital. Rightful gun carrier.

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To consider my options—Choosing to post to this platform was the last of them, but I may as well update those around, yes?

( INTRO POST )

#parodytwt #animalhospitalanomaly #promotwt

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What the fuck I gained 33 followers in 3 hours //

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@zappythedo90127 Uhh…

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I don’t get paid enough for this.

Ignore Head Nurse.

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@Cameralover420 Look at yourself. Brush those teeth!

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I found 3 hiders in one room and did my best to avoid them.

Then, they disappeared, just like that.

Sometimes I feel as though people are scared of me.

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Goodnight everyone! //

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I’m only 3 apples tall.

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@Rapture_waltz Loved it so much you followed! HAHA! //

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@CHECKING__IN Hi. //

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@nurselypup Of course! :) //

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I’m going to straight up say it now—Please don’t call the anomalies “skin-walkers”. Call them mimics or anomalies or else-wise. It’s really disrespectful to Native American tribes, specifically the Navajo culture, to use it as some sort of buzzword! //

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@ThrashPander @InternHospital That’s MY intern. Get your own. I’ll shoot you!

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@OneInUrethra You’re in.

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“ I want them to increase my pay, getting rid of those corpses is… a pain, so to speak. “

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@TailsbowTheFox_ YES! //

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https://t.co/bQQ83uG7iP

For anyone, even fans and spectators. It’s out of character. //

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@CHECKING__IN We haven’t interacted but I’m intrigued. //

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@OneInUrethra No.

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@Unpopular173327 (It’s my image) I wanted a cute photo of him.

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@Snakiesttt Anyone can! //

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@Snakiesttt Yes.

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TW: pregnancy

I’ve been feeling very unwell for days, so I did a pregnancy test and got positive. I don’t know how to feel, I’m shocked and completely terrified. The hospital is going to kill me, but the fact that the head nurse is the parent makes it all worth it.

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@nurselypup PLEASE! She’s so cute!!! //

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@HeadNurse220 …For the moment?