Secret Agent Jacob

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[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

@lindahgxt @TwitchSupport It’s wild how much of this I’ve been seeing lately. This October was the first time I’d ever seen this on my revenue report. Makes me wonder why so many are getting hit with this suddenly. I’m sorry you’re dealing with this.

[Colosseum @ColosseumLive]

The ARCHIPOCALYPSE is upon us! Join us as we take on a trial like no other: 16,500+ items randomized across 81 games. With only 60 hours, will our heroes win or will they fall to the ARCHIPOCALYPSE? Benefitting @NAMIcommunicate, it's one of the most epic events of the summer!

[FamilyJules @FamilyJules7x]

ARCHIPOCALYPSE is upon us.

FamilyJules and Colosseum bring the ultimate Archipelago multiworld challenge: every in-game item across ALL 81 core-verified games are randomized (16,500+ checks), with a 60-hour limit to complete.

A team of 12 speedrunners, developers, and multiworld experts will take it on during an in-person live stream, in benefit of NAMI!

https://t.co/Kzuqs4Qlog

[FamilyJules @FamilyJules7x]

RIFT OF THE NECRODANCER VOL 2!! Here's a taste of one of my new tracks!

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

With all the weapon stats in #BlackOps6 I was wondering if they've ever done any kind of research into guns they put in the Assault Rifle class. Well, now the sight is on backward, so......

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

@PunTreat Nah, I gave up after 5 tries

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

I was so excited for Momocon. Got a great place in line for the hotel booking. And then:

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

@HeartMaiden Just got my 3rd reject

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

@D1ZZY0G Just got my 2nd rejection. This is worse than high school prom I stg

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

Thanks for stranding me in Charlotte, @AmericanAir. Cancelling my flight 5 minutes after boarding was supposed to start because you couldn’t find one of your flight attendants. And then lying about it and saying it was because of weather so that I can’t get a hotel.

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

@grantkirkhope I remember back in 2007, my first year of high school, I was in marching band. And the show our band director picked was Wicked. I’d never heard of it at the time, but the music was super fun to play. We won our regional competition with that show, lots of great memories.

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

@TheVocalButcher After over half an hour, I gave up. I’m so disappointed.

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

DeFrOsTiNg HeLlDiVeR

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

Oi @FrontierCorp You've been saying you're bring fiber to my area for the past 9 months, when's it coming? I've been stuck with unusable internet from @optimum for years now.

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

What would it look like if we played #AmongUs with @MasaeAnela @FamilyJules7x @ToxicxEternity @FireLordBrooke @eliasthompson @NachoTengu @The_BenChan and @MadameMolasses? I'll tell you what it'd look like. It'd look like this: https://t.co/NMnhrVSWhV

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

@TheVocalButcher OH BUT DIDN’T I???

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

Looks like the trophy I got from @TheVocalButcher for winning Cursed Halo Again (Again) gets Rinoa’s seal of approval

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

Dear @optimum Quick question. Did you have to work really hard at being the worst ISP on the planet, or did it come naturally?

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

If this doesn't accurately describe @optimum, I don't know what does.

[Secret Agent Jacob @SecretAgentJ]

Everyone’s talking about how good Super Mario Wonder, and that’s great, but what about Sunshine? Not me, making a 75 minute retrospective video on whether Super Mario Sunshine was good or not *cough*
https://t.co/1w6EIyi5Ue