C. A. Böhm

Retired benchwarmer. Hobey Baker nominee, 2004. Living a life of anonymity.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

We are pleased to inform you that LARS NOOTBAAR IS BACK!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

JWALK JACK 💥

Send Jordan Walker to the All-Star Game: https://t.co/8EZhynYoGy

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

First pitch Burly Bomb to tie it! 💣

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Randal Grichuk launched that one!

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Randal Grichuk... AGAIN! 😤

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

DEREK HILL! 😮‍💨

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Gorm 🌮

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Miguel Vargas sends it to the bullpen!

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Bye bye, baseball!

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Money Masyn! 💥

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Miguel Vargas goes yard!

[C. A. Böhm @SecretAgentMav]

@Mavpuck @ScrappySwan It's fake.
Original post was from a parody account.
Verified accounts are saying Carle declined to be interviewed.

Also I'm not sure Sundin and Chayka will have another undergoing in the front office.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Series secured vs. Chicago 😤

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

ALREADY A GOAL AND AN ASSIST FOR PULISIC!

#USMNT x @VW

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

COLSON TIES IT WITH ONE SWING

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Put on a platter by Pulisic!

#USMNT x @VW

[C. A. Böhm @SecretAgentMav]

@Mavpuck @ArmadaBLB Can we get those sweaters here?

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

going, going, GONE!

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

today has been a BLAST 💥

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

LET'S GO! MIGUEL VARGAS!