Secret Bagent Man

If I may shift gears for a moment gentleman, Tyson Bagent vs. A Hurricane, who would win? Hold on, Hold on. The name of the Hurricane is Hurricane Bagent

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Still can’t believe the Bears landed this wonderful psychopath as their HC. Use to 🙏 for times like these! #DaBears #BearDown #chicagobears

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@KyleBrandt @gmfb @nflnetwork @ESPNNFL @GetUpESPN lol you’re the best Kyle, he hated that question. Don’t think it’s a coincidence he reminded you about that week one dub over the Bears

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@thadbrown7 Damn, already missing DJ’s goofy ass. Take care of him in Buffalo. Hoping for a Bears Bills Super Bowl

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@bearszn I was sitting in that corner of the end zone and it was my first game at Soldier Field! Memory I’ll never forget

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@OleTimeHardball The mouse ruins everything it touches

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@Jainadave_ Wasn’t aware anyone over the age of 25 still had a gym partner.

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@smithhmackenzie I love how you put zero effort into presentation lol. Onions and parsley all different sizes, chicken looks like u pulled it apart with your hands, and it still looks delicious!

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@MarkPotash

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@cute_bunnyies @BearsShowYo Every time but the playoffs

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@GenuisHealth U had me up until the Lions jersey

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@tonys12278 @ChiBearsHistory What’s lame about having a beer at a concert lol? What a twat

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@Michealkaiser_ Was terrified of storm drains for years after seeing this movie way too young

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@Jakieypea How did you make it past 9th grade health class without knowing what calories are?

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@micheal_ws18 Alright but I absolutely hate running, If I’m moving at a good pace while lifting and my heart rate is elevated is that enough to satisfy the cardio requirement?

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@HoodiWaymo lol top tier trolling

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@BussinWTB @Rickyricardo_m Do they win the playoff game vs the Rams if he doesn’t get hurt

How satisfying was putting Myles Garrett on his ass when they played? He’ll know the crack block

Besides himself who can he see having a huge 2026 season on the Bears

Who’s the better athlete him or Cole Kmet

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@GGRRIIMMMM @ChiBearsHistory System knowledge- 6 years
Starting- 3 years
Division titles as starter- 0

System knowledge- 1 year
Starting- 2 years
Division titles as starter- 1

I’ll take CW all day. He’s 3 years younger too. U can have the QBR bud

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@GGRRIIMMMM @ChiBearsHistory HE didn’t win shit in 2021. That mf was riding the bench. Nice try tho

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@GGRRIIMMMM @ChiBearsHistory “Not a single year”. He’s only been in the league for two bud lol and already has more division titles than your boy

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@ChaseDaniel Love Death & Robots

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All this soccer stuff is cool and all but I can’t wait for my timeline to fill back up with Caleb Williams training camp throws
#chicagobears #dabears