Gandalf The Brown

honestly... i didn't even like lord of the rings..

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

*on a date* "If this is as good as the conversations gonna get I have some markers in my bag we can sniff" #dateme

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

@thetuttingfreak sugar daddy

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

@RedElCuco @Velezsrevenge @Not_So_Tall_Tim

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

@BITCHEMOTICON @Not_So_Tall_Tim

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

@thetuttingfreak mummer something in arabic n scare him

[Kyle @godvfwine]

Everyone who watched Danny Phantom as a kid is bisexual now

[asaggiterri🧚🏽‍♀️ @nihaokimm]

me to myself: https://t.co/BhaStZRLIw

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

@thetuttingfreak get a refund

[nah @ChyMoen34]

They did Misty Day so dirty on AHS Coven I’m still pissed about it

[LTP @lenatheplug]

i need to kiss a girl asap

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

I would like to stop being 7-10 minutes late for everything.

[buhle ngoma the tarot girl @ubuhlengoma]

We like our women alive, safe and protected. https://t.co/Biylf3vL8z

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

@straycatrocker me@my low self esteem

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

@wheretonex_t @cxcxic @TIME most of the advances in women's rights were made due to economic need and political strategy not because inequality keeps him up at night.

[Gandalf The Brown @SecretFatPerson]

@wheretonex_t @cxcxic @TIME he also said he has no intentions of getting rid of it anytime soon because he fears backlash from conservative families that "don't want their daughters to have freedom".

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed.

Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

It’s not magic. It’s science.