The Secret Magistrate

Public servant navigating the Criminal Justice system and trying to help people, where I can, from within.

[The Secret Magistrate @SecretJPUK]

@100_alpha They cover their faces because they are cowards.

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@Keir_Starmer I know exactly where my electricity bills are and I don’t need a digital id to prove to anyone who I am. I voted LAB at the last GE and I can never bring myself to do so again. You have betrayed the left, the centre left and the centre. Labour is as disgraceful as the Tories.

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@DineshDSouza She’s brilliant. You’re an idiot.

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@hombreingles @implausibleblog Your ignorance is showing dear fellow. Stick to things about which you have knowledge. 😂

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@hombreingles @implausibleblog They appeared in Mags court for a plea. Mags would then ‘send it up’ or commit to Crown Court for Sentence if they feel their powers are insufficient. Their powers were insufficient in this case…it got committed to Crown Court.

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I hope that any of you sharing and engaging in the dreadful conspiracy theories surrounding #PrinceandPrincessofWales feel utterly ashamed of yourselves. The despicable blight of social media keyboard warriors continues to scrape the bottom of the barrel and find new lows.

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@STEVE_MK_ Oh absolutely. The barrel has been scraped.

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Here’s what #SuellaBraverman is doing and why we might want her to succeed. Suella desperately wants to be the next leader of the conservative party. She (and everyone else) knows that they whatever they do in the next 12 months is unlikely to be enough to keep them…(cont)

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@annoying_cowbag @LBC @TomSwarbrick1 What's Elaine Page got to do with anything?

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@implausibleblog https://t.co/Ol5kq6Kcxc

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…grave resignation. Why? Because they knew that despite Sunak being objectively the better candidate of the two, the party membership would never vote for him. And I quote directly from a Con Peer

“They will never vote for a brown man to be our leader.”

That's why…(cont)

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@JustaBrit2 @implausibleblog https://t.co/Ol5kq6Kcxc

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…grave resignation. Why? Because they knew that despite Sunak being objectively the better candidate of the two, the party membership would never vote for him. And I quote directly from a Con Peer

“They will never vote for a brown man to be our leader.”

That's why…(cont)

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…rhetoric and a few key suppoters may be enough to get her the job. This will keep them out of government for even longer. So, we should all hope the Suella is the next leader of the Conservative Party because it may be the end of them for a very long time.

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…disasterous for the Conservative party for the very simple reason that she is woefully underqualified for the job and most people know this. The parliamentary conservative group are a bit stuffed, yet again, as if she gets her name on the ballet they know that her…(cont)