Secret Nerd

Dude who secretly is a massive fucking gamer nerd. Got into 40k at 45. My life is screwed. Ongoing dnd campaign and general boardgames. Old school house music.

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Alright then. I've started a new twitter account. I've just got into 40k and I'm so shamed to do so but fuck it. Its cheaper than a sports car. Can't paint for shit...bought a 2nd hand iwata. All the gear, no fucking idea.

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Had enough of the absolute fuckwittery of twitter. Im out of here in a few hours. I may come back when the machines have taken over.

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Happiness is an angry bruno fernandes. Little rat.

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@RichardfLeeming dude. My 10 year old loved your bat in MG. Bravo mate.

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@James_M_Hewitt God help anyone having to mark university dissertations

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Anyone that pre orders computer games deserve to get their fingers burned. #bloodbowl3

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Check out my bread. Boss me.

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@AaronWHobby Blood bowl!!

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@AaronWHobby Frostgrave, gaslands, not sure i have another. 40k is a chore tbh

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@hendarion @Nomadvandal Yeah just like that. Amazing dude.

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You killed my father, prepare to die.

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@YetiYeff Divisive

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Just received 2 titles in a row from @MARVELSNAP. Ben brode may as well have got his wet flacid penis out and slapped me across the face with it.

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Volk was so good against Islam. Such a good guy. Proper scrap.

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God...how much moaning about a computer game can there be. That higwarts thing is never off my timeline. Yawn off.

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Fuck me #HappyValley is right up there. Right up there.

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#iran used to be a proper country. Cool people that read books. Fashionistas. Artists. Scientists. Post 1979 its a fucking hole.

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In the funniest story of the year...a really good mate has won 4 million quid on the lotto. Couldnt happen to a nicer lad.

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You know what... i think @Twitter is identifying controversial people and promoting their tweets to appear on your timeline.

Ive had tweets from zahawi this morning and there should be no reason to. Definitely sussĺ

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@Tari_Too The petty squabbles. Better than coronation street.

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Namor is such a cool character