Your Gorilla Friend

We took a group of gorillas. Selected the dumbest ones. Forced them to read clausewitz. Then they threw poop at us. Now they solve complex defense issues.

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

Y-axis: gorilla analysis quality
X-axis: how hungry for banana

As gorilla/public university graduate can see,
more banana, better gorilla analysis
less banana, bad gorilla analysis
Conclusion: Phd man need more banana

[Cᴀʟɪʙʀᴇ Oʙsᴄᴜʀᴀ @CalibreObscura]

@SecretNofun Oooh ooh aaah aaah if phd man mean tank is no obsolete, why he say obsolete? maybe he need banan, pdh man not himself when hungry

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@666HarryBanned @AbraxasSpa they have some good people but they also publish articles from bullshitters who simply lie

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

Trent believes FPV drones are making artillery and 5th-generation air superiority fighters obsolete. He has a huge following because of prominent strategic studies professors who think he is an expert.

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

The same guy who thinks the Holocaust wasn't a mistake is now cheerleading ongoing ethnic cleansing, which he has long supported. He has a big following because the same professors and retired generals retweet him and legitimize his views, bigotry, and support for war crimes.

[Neil Hauer @NeilPHauer]

Stepanakert now. There is an almost 100km line of cars from Nagorno-Karabakh to Armenia as the entire population flees. 120,000 people are leaving their homes.

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@BCarlick F-35 fighters fly well outside of the range of FPV drones and much faster than them. The video shows a drone a few meters above the ground.

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@SpaghettiKozak For every successful FPV drone video you see, there are 35 tire-related tank kills

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@johnny_sarcasm @Rebel44CZ he is maga and literally said he was voting for trump because he was going to deport all American Muslims.

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@ChristofferIII they've been friends for years and he retweets him all the time

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@Howitzer203 i think twitter was one of the worst things for academia because you now see that there are prominent academics who have no credibility and lie constantly and face no consequences

[Crisis Actor @Bromira87]

@SecretNofun Sandwich no longer need bread. Bread too expensive. cheese cheaper. Cheese do better job.

[Abraxas Spa @AbraxasSpa]

@SecretNofun I blame Saint Andrews

[Abraxas Spa @AbraxasSpa]

@SecretNofun I blame Saint Andrews

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@Howitzer203 "Everything is obsolete except for the racists I retweet" st andrews motto

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@AbraxasSpa Why doesn't ukraine get rid of their fighters and trade them for FPVs?

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@David_Hambling @Rebel44CZ David, he is saying FPVs are making fighters and artillery obsolete. He is not right at all.

[John F Sullivan @JohnF_Sullivan]

The most egregious use of fake Sun Tzu quotes comes from a book written by prominent military professionals and designed to introduce junior officers to classic military texts. Astoundingly, they promote three false Sun Tzu quotes in their very brief section on the Art of War:

[John F Sullivan @JohnF_Sullivan]

The most egregious use of fake Sun Tzu quotes comes from a book written by prominent military professionals and designed to introduce junior officers to classic military texts. Astoundingly, they promote three false Sun Tzu quotes in their very brief section on the Art of War:

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@TofasLtu look at that sandwich

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

smh. that is a photo of a BMP-1

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

@EastMilsim i think satellite communication would take him awhile

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

me in hell explaining the Elon Musk-Starlink controversy to a medieval peasant who died from the common cold in 1147

[Your Gorilla Friend @SecretNofun]

In the latest turn of events for the troubled former commander, General 'Armageddon' Surovikin was seen wandering the atlanta airport naked looking for his connecting flight to des moines.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I’ll just have 1 beer at the airport before the flight”

17 Beers later: