Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody”

Former Private Golf Pro Turned Professional Golf Retail Club Fitter not missing the 65 hour work week, still can't get away from my the members at my past club

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@NUCLRGOLF In the lumberyard
@JudgeSmailsGolf

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@Top100Rick Those don’t break there with out some fun

[Fried Egg Golf @fried_egg_golf]

Top day in Dayton.

While Moraine Country Club remains one of the Midwest’s best kept secrets, we got to share Nipper Campbell’s design with a full field this week.

Thanks for the hospitality, Moraine.

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

🏮🏮News I’ve been dying to share🏮🏮

Big Break returns to @GolfChannel in August and I am hosting the “Meet the Contestants” part of the show.

I travel to all 12 players homes and we all get to know them.

I loved this show so much when it was on, I cannot believe I’m part of its return. I didn’t get this far in my dreams honestly.

I don’t even know what to say besides thank you to GC @goodgood_golf and @GOLFPASS for making this possible. And all of you for the support.

There are some amazing stories that will be on the show, some I knew, others I didn’t. And i can’t wait for you to meet all of them.

I can’t believe I’m a host on Big Break. Blows my mind.

[Anonymous Pro Shop @ProShopStories]

@SecretRetailPRO This is an hilarious observation at club championships when using papers cards. The higher handicap men’s flights and women (regardless of handicap) always try to add them up regardless of being asked not to.

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Man Had the extreme ends today

Guys wanting to hit every iron shaft imaginable

Then the next guy just wanted me to tell him what irons to buy with out watching him swing

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@fried_egg_golf Not a great putt But it went in

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Just watched Nelly add her score on her card

I am shocked. I never add my score because it’s not my responsibility to do so

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@golfcourses101 Would have loved it before someone planted all the trees

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@Top100Rick I would yell at him on the second hole

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@NUCLRGOLF Had a group once that said they did this everywhere

I laughed and said to bad You have to wait for 5 groups

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Tried to explain that if that was his thought

Then he needed to get the tw irons

Did not know what they are

I well his money

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Had a guy claim that 790 are very hard to hit and wanted to get fit for a set so he can learn how to hit a ball better

Moving from a strata set

And still haven’t learned to hit them

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Got to play a nice private club the other day

As we where finishing the was a giant group on the second hole a mix of dads and sons

All in carts,some even their own, with music blaring and parked all around the tee

Golf in USA is going to be very bad in 15 years

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@NUCLRGOLF Right in the lumberyard

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@NUCLRGOLF @_benparsons Hey @PGA

Is this how you want to treat your fans

Complete joke prices

I am ashamed of my organization

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@johnnieO Bet they are not $2 like at the masters

[Fried Egg Golf @fried_egg_golf]

Aronimink's greens are defined by their pronounced spines, shoulders, and ridges.

@AndyTFE shows us firsthand what players will be facing at this week's PGA Championship.

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@threeputtcity @YipStrickler They kinda do

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@THPGolf Don’t like the baseball and the other is bland