Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody”

Former Private Golf Pro Turned Professional Golf Retail Club Fitter not missing the 65 hour work week, still can't get away from my the members at my past club

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

@brysondech I can’t wait to see you at the masters

[The Open @TheOpen]

A familiar stage.

The Open will return to @carnoustiegolf in 2029.

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

@TheOpen @carnoustiegolf Please go to turnburry soon

[Fried Egg Golf @fried_egg_golf]

2027 Fried Egg Golf Events... Coming soon 📬

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

@Top100Rick Hey @WNBA 3x what you get

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@PGAPappas @MitsubishiGolf @dboyza @CallawayGolf @clubchampmedia Wow 200 swings is about 160 to many

[Fried Egg Golf @fried_egg_golf]

Fried Egg Golf | Volume 2 has begun shipping 📤

Missed out on the preorder but want a copy? Buy yours here: https://t.co/MSQ2tVXGsP

[Chris Koske @ChrisKoske]

Hey @DallasGolf would you mind pulling down the image you ripped from the GOLFTEC website?

[Mark the Caddie @caddietales]

I caddied for two ladies today

But thankfully not this lady 😳

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

@mjglfr @labgolfputters I love mine

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@PGATUOR I will take the over

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

All this to shoot a 120.

Needs to be banned from the club.

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

@just_bodhi Yea no

Sorry But a caddie should not make more then the caddie master or the assistant golf pros

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

@hardincah @MyGolfSpy And launch and spin

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@PGATUOR Even hard in golden tee I bet

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@SHistorians People don’t understand that they are not going to give you more money for a used driver then they can pay for a new one from any company

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

Well
Love when the assistant manager has no clue what he is talking about

That’s all

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

So what is @brysondech power move

Hitting the first tee ball and walking off or never putting out on 18

[Secret Retail PGA Pro “parody” @SecretRetailPRO]

Ready for a fun week

Firm and fast

Brown is good

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@GoldenTee You guys have to do that hole now