Secret Mother

No one tells you shit before you have a kid.

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Turn Out or Lean In http://t.co/5fsdLw6BPR

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’Tis the Season http://t.co/Axio7TM8Fn

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Heartbroken http://t.co/566ijbnZU3

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The Crazy Carousel http://t.co/iEq4tUyuCe

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Mean Girls http://t.co/hOnMyudnqh

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Things that Made Me Happy Today http://t.co/eRVmxDPbdh

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Lunch with an Old Friend http://t.co/Mkm8UTtyCI

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Rasta Girl http://t.co/aZDgszBCPe

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Back At It http://t.co/z8WYQFIZUJ

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Will Poo for Candy http://t.co/gqv31Pl5D4

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The Bouncy Castle is beside the Crematorium http://t.co/kREPJ67S2a

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@OddMamaOut thanks ! It means a lot

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I Quit http://t.co/0duEPHU5OI

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Today daycare told me my son's shoes are too small #momfail

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Here's a sure sign of aging - I blow my noses the moment I wake up EVERYDAY

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@OutdoorsyMama oh yeah!!!!

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My favourite part of the day - kids in bed, I'm stuffing my face with a kit kat bar ! #gocrazy

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Oh, look a spam bot thing retweeted us #sweet

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And ... We're back !