Jay Watson

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I'm trying to enjoy life but then I remember I'm an adult in 2026 and ain't shit funny

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

ordered a slice of apple pie at the comedy show tonight and when i was done the waiter said “another round?” and i sat there and thought about it genuinely for a minute until he goes “girl im kidding” i -

[• @yducknow]

me, because i’m always living in my imagination

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Being forced to lock in when all I want to do is dilly dally

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando alguém está me dizendo algo importante, mas estou em uma cadeira giratória

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

“I can’t wait to go home, I have so much to do.”

Me as soon as I get home:

[Jay Watson @Secret_Stealer]

@KamalaHarris my mama was right there next to you when you getting on LSD. She was trying to wave at you!! Spin the block and go say hey !! 🥹🥹

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me at 6am, 10am, 1pm, 4pm, 8pm, 11pm

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i randomly get triggered & now I have to figure out which unhealed version of me just got offended

[priya @realmfpriya]

I'm about to start telling people "as long as that makes sense to you" when they say shit that don't make sense to me.

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[• @yducknow]

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[BIG JADA🍒 @JADAlynnn5]

im one giggly ass girl, something always funny to me😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything