Jeremy Unt

It wasn't me. I didn't do it. I wasn't looking at the time. I am as honest as the day is long. The longer the daylight the more honest I am.

[ex-Aus cricket capt @RicketyPontoon]

BREAKING NEWS: in UK, celibate men in frocks who belong to international paedophile organisation claim gay marriage will "destroy society"

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

why oh why is this woman singing through her nose, annunciate, bleddy annunciate woman #RoyalVariety

[Angry Prince Charles @AngryPrinceUK]

that difficult first letter to Blair #PrinceCharlesLetters

[ex-Aus cricket capt @RicketyPontoon]

>>> @AngryPrinceUK for a great spoof of HRH Charles and an insight into those #PrinceCharlesLetters

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

my dear friend George Gideon Osborne inherrited a batch of second class tickets from Labour; all down to previous government @labourpress

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

@Virgin_Care it's a cure, for obnoxious twats

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

@MartinShovel nob-wipe

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

@jontyh it's a fucking lie, I answered yes to it! how many others?

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

@Virgin_Care go boil your ugly fucking head

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

@Virgin_Care CUNT

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

@bbcHIGNFY and boy haven't you bunch of morons fucked up by recording this yesterday!! CUNTS

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

some fat cunt of a bird having a pop at me on BBC #HIGNFY

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

.@nickgriffinmep you're the kind of cunt who does this, tweet George Osborne's address and you and I can go give him some British justice

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

not the first time a Cabinet Minister has got into a bit of bother over money and a virgin, ehh George Gideon Arse-Wipe Osborne?

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

and I thought I was a fucking cunt George Osborne, but you out-cunt me in all fucking departments you waste of skin and bone nob-wipe

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

seeing as the cunt is allegedly banned, @nickgriffinmep still seems to be tweeting a lot if racist and offensive shite #fuckwit Nick Griffin

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

our non-racist, non-homophobic, impartial police force will soon arrest Nick Griffin, surely?

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

Nick Griffin to duet with Rylan on the XFactor this Saturday

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

Nick Griffin claims he is the way he is because he was abused as a child by Jimmy Savile dressed as a black and white minstrel #nickgriffin

[Jeremy Unt @SecretaryHealth]

Nick Griffin taking one in the eye for every ism known to man (and woman, gays, blacks, disabled people etc) careful, it's his last one