Secretgreenkeeper

The Trials and Tribulations of life as a greenkeeper

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@ScottNo48115653 @NUFC 🤡

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@JaissleIN101 @ShahrumSmith @NUFC 🤡 get back to supporting Manchester reds

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@adamutd7 @NUFC 🤡

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@GGicutu @LibertyLydia @RupertLowe10 Even worse then 🤣🤣🤣

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@_TheSuper7_ @NUFC Shut up knob rot you weren’t saying that in the 1st half

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@craiglongmore 🥱

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@secretclubprov @Jay_Sapovits You know he is really - if I had a pound for everytime I hear that 😂

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@andywoodgolf Golfers might be loving it now but won’t be when the dead patches arrive the greenkeeper gets the blame ! “Must be because you have cut too low etc” “isn’t like that at such & such a club”Hope rain comes soon for you hard for everyone in the industry without the tools for the job

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@piersmorgan read the bloody room

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@talksport can you tell @piersmorgan we’re going in for Saka as we need a right winger to challenge for the title #nufc leave isak alone

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@PixieFarthing Jesus you sound like a member of a golf club - 40 years working outside it’s called WINTER most our members have forgot that we do actually have one as well and think we should have summer conditioning all year #greenkeeping

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@kaslee1 🤡

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@NickFaldo006 Must have been a quiet team room 😂

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Watching the @Olympics closing ceremony in Paris on @BBCSport no bloody wonder all those boats are coming across with illegal immigrants on, the French and f-ing nuts !! #Paris2024 #Olympics #NFRJR

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@secretclubprov Sams at it again I see ! He must be the one everyone runs from on the first Tee 😂😂⛑️

[Secretgreenkeeper @Secretgreenkee2]

@secretclubprov Some of the responses on here are embarrassing, I’d love some of them to work with us for just half a day they would soon realise what actually goes on, don’t believe the bar talk !
But then they are happy to watch John the chef and Barry the bar man on there phone most the shift

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Wow some of these comments really do show what we are up against - shit putt, pin in, no idea how many pin positions are available on the green, golfer likely demanding fast greens too #golf #greenkeeping #shrinkthegame

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

⛳️🤬🥊 “I’m going to find the grounds keeper and punch him right in the f—king teeth.”

[Secretgreenkeeper @Secretgreenkee2]

@T2GBentgrass @JFieldHGK Looks like good old poa blend with iron to me

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@RobShand1 @NUFC Jesus how sad