MightyMike

31 years old.

[MightyMike @SecretiveMike]

@NotaBunny22 Do you still want nut vids with audio?

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@kylaxoxo06 @ceraliza Reading comprehension level: a toad. She's the struggling one, and so are you. Maybe it's because you failed 3rd grade 12 times before they had to ban you for life?

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@ceraliza He dodged a nuke, good for him. You would have dumped him if your exact salaries were reversed, so it's good that he dodged a woman who is only for the streets.

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@nsfw_stellaa With a little spoon, using a big spoon! Actually no, spooning while eating ice cream sounds like a disaster 😂

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@ihrtdazai Nah only massively insecure men would consider it being a "cuck" lmao. Any man who is secure and confident would be your #1 hypeman and camera man for your content. This dude just wants to own a woman like she's his property and it shows.

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@wowzari Ideally you'd be 16 with 30 years of work experience in 9 different fields all at once! Jokes aside, I have also struggled with making a good resume myself.

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@bby_succubus18 Good morning beautiful

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@Charlottes_mess Wdym "be hot again"? You're always hot 😵‍💫🥴

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@Tooaadyy @ElvynCalderon Ironic that this is your favourite gif when you're too fucking retarded to even operate a microwave, yet your brain is less functional than the one in this gif. Peak irony and lack of self-awareness.

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@Tooaadyy @veryangelberry @imkimlol Found the guy who is too fucking retarded to have a conversation with if the topic wasn't learned in the 3rd grade. But it's okay, some of you need to have slow brains for the law of averages to work. You'd miss the point even if it were pegging you in the ass.

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@Tooaadyy @veryangelberry @imkimlol Even if they changed the age of consent to 55 there would be "barely legal" categories for people who just turned 55.

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@willowtalkk It will always be hot in your room as long as you're in it 🤭

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@ihrtdazai What is this for?

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@sug4rf4iryy You genuinely have to have at least a bit of a death wish to ever drive in the US. It's actually insane how so many drivers are that atrociously bad at driving.

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@ihrtdazai Sorry to hear that, hope it gets better soon

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@bby_succubus18 Oh noooo, that would be horrible! 🤭

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@bxbygodess_p God this made me so fucking hard for you

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@unclelawr This was like watching the very first iteration of AI making a jumping challenge. Have these women ever seen anyone jump before, or understand the concept?

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@mochamanko Them asking you doesn't make sense, but it also doesn't make sense comparing your experience to men. Like go make a fake profile of an absolute stud and message women asking if they want to buy content. You might get 1 yes in a million, instead of your 100% yes as a girl.

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@ursubbbyslut I'd pump you full of load after load after load