SecretlyStephie

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[SecretlyStephie @SecretlyStephie]

@brokebackstan I once named a ceiling fan "Celsius."

[SecretlyStephie @SecretlyStephie]

@boilerup2020 @midwestern_ope Fruit salad. Or puke.

[Josh @lMONFlRE]

She has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time in a few weeks

[SecretlyStephie @SecretlyStephie]

@WestonBergmann 18 mo. to 2 years is as cute as they get

... and they know it.

[SecretlyStephie @SecretlyStephie]

@WestonBergmann Affect = fuck around
Effect = find out

[SecretlyStephie @SecretlyStephie]

@WestonBergmann 100% truth: this video made me switch my reservation from the November cruise to this one! All my faves! Sorry, Bananas.

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Clearing bitches in heaven I’m sure of it

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

There are places in this country that serve as tactial testing grounds, places where you can see the future before it arrives. Coeur D'Alene, Idaho is one of those places -- I've written about it before

Today, men without badges detained a woman for speaking during a town hall

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

Tom Sandoval calling the castle: #TheTraitorsUS

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

What we’re not about to do is let AI have the em dash. The em dash belongs to human writers. It’s our emotional support punctuation mark

[TheDanielleReyes @DaniHenReyes]

They should do a reboot of The Office with the original cast but have the characters play on The Traitors! Just need 10 episodes. Can you imagine Dwight and Mike arguing at round table….Comedy Gold. @peacock make it happen, please and thank you😂😂

[SecretlyStephie @SecretlyStephie]

@TheMarkLong Please tell her she is more than welcome on the Challenge Cruise!

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Don't let anyone gaslight you.

Everyone saw what happened.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

They literally did—their school was closing girl

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Hey if you’re having a bad day, Andrew Tate was crying in court

Hope this helps 🥰

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest weather just throwing temperatures out like Powerball

10° 45° 21° 9° 37° 60°