MinistryOfSecrets

Keep the Secrets. Protect the Realm from the Secrets. Use the Secrets against our enemies.

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Please stand by.

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The Singularity will not be happening in 2024, or ever.

The Ministry will ensure that.

Our Mission Statement explicitly charges us with preventing the citizens of the United Kingdom from being converted into nanobot swarms or similar.

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PLEASE STAND BY

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If you have forgotten the sheer weirdness of 2020, please review the 2020 Ministry of Secrets Lockdown Bulletins. Comply.

https://t.co/5j4dIzjxr9

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The Ministry has been operating on this website for three years now, and we are proud to report that its destruction is nearly complete. You're welcome, whether you are a British subject or cryptid.

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Wasn't lockdown nice and quiet? Here's some lovely footage of the UFO Engineers coming out to play over lockdown Denver

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THIS CHANNEL REMAINS ACTIVE.

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@KurtTuckerXXX Lucifer is not within the purview of the Ministry. As an operational and practical necessity, we prefer to keep the Principalities of Hell at a considerable safe distance, while of course keeping diplomatic channels open.

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This is an unauthorised usage of the term "Ministry of Secrets" and while, as a covert organisation, we are loathe to use the courts to deal with this, rest assured that we will take extralegal and also supernatural action against this appropriation: https://t.co/LGARB4XtTd

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Maybe I am doing a flight test ⁦@SecretsMinistry⁩

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We'll be examining this carefully

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They should be. https://t.co/Rm50awIVpe

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Given the nature of the current situation, all Operators are advised to ensure their anti-hypnosis training is up-to-date: https://t.co/Ycb8bmhgW8

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All Operators advised to monitor this account. Breach in The Stacks suspected.

[𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴 @LoreCurious]

In 1962 former disciple of Alistair Rookley & head of the Fraternity of Yg-Sothoth, Johan Sebastian Wagner, known in occult circles as Frater Splatterpattern, invoked the dread demon Heliumanus Inflateaus.
It sucked the souls from victims while manifesting aa a swarm of balloons.

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The project was ultimately deemed to be "horrific" and "strangely fascinating but surely cursed" and also "entirely unacceptable and in contravention of the Geneva Convention

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OTD in 1943, experimental Shoggoth powered Servitor Class tanks were deployed in Sicily

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Early attempts at automating law enforcement proved to be disastrous.