The Singularity will not be happening in 2024, or ever.
The Ministry will ensure that.
Our Mission Statement explicitly charges us with preventing the citizens of the United Kingdom from being converted into nanobot swarms or similar.
The Ministry has been operating on this website for three years now, and we are proud to report that its destruction is nearly complete. You're welcome, whether you are a British subject or cryptid.
@KurtTuckerXXX Lucifer is not within the purview of the Ministry. As an operational and practical necessity, we prefer to keep the Principalities of Hell at a considerable safe distance, while of course keeping diplomatic channels open.
This is an unauthorised usage of the term "Ministry of Secrets" and while, as a covert organisation, we are loathe to use the courts to deal with this, rest assured that we will take extralegal and also supernatural action against this appropriation: https://t.co/LGARB4XtTd
In 1962 former disciple of Alistair Rookley & head of the Fraternity of Yg-Sothoth, Johan Sebastian Wagner, known in occult circles as Frater Splatterpattern, invoked the dread demon Heliumanus Inflateaus.
It sucked the souls from victims while manifesting aa a swarm of balloons.
The project was ultimately deemed to be "horrific" and "strangely fascinating but surely cursed" and also "entirely unacceptable and in contravention of the Geneva Convention