SLP Secrets

#Introvert, #feminist, and #neurodivergent SLP. Am I in the wrong field? Likely. Hobbies include looking for new places to hide from other humans in my school.

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Me: I have a brother.
Student: What?!? But… you should be his mom!

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“Your eyes are black, you didn’t sleep good” THANKS FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS, KID. #slp #slpeeps

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Me: *shows a picture of a tomato, a pepper, and an onion*
Student: Look!! A tomato, a pepper, and a... CUT CUT CRY!

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Me: what are you looking forward to this school year?
Student: sleeping.
#same #teletherapy #slpeeps

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“What happens if you kick a swan?” Productive session today.

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That feeling when the student you have been struggling to track down shows up in your Zoom waiting room... only to leave before you have a chance to let him in. #teletherapy

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It’s going great, why do you ask??? #teletherapy

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SLP attempted to obtain baseline data. Client was on mute during Zoom session. SLP repeatedly asked client to unmute while client visibly laughed hysterically. Client then began turning his video off every time the SLP asked him to unmute. After 15 minutes client left meeting.

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Back to school! #teletherapy

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I’m really starting to master looking at Instagram on my phone while making it look like I’m fully engaged in the zoom training.

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Last week my client's mom left him alone for a moment during an EI teletherapy session. He immediately knocked the phone over and ran away giggling. So... that's how that's been going. #teletherapy #slpeeps

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How many years of this career will it take for me to be able to spell “unintelligibility” on the first try?

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Me: I thought you wanted to play with the sand?
Student: I throw up my mind.
Me: ...
Student: I give up my mind.
Me: ...
Student: I... change my mind?
#PracticeMakesPerfect

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“I like green when I’m a little, blue when I’m a medium, and pink now I’m a big.”

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Me: Hi there!
Student: No.
#okthen #schoolslp #slpeeps

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Me: What’s ice cream made of?
Student: Box.

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“I had a pet fish. Then my mommy cooked it and we ate it” 🐠

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Welcome back to school, there’s hepatitis in the water!! #IWishIWereJoking

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Today I went to pick up some kids and a teacher just stared at me and said, “Why?” #itsalmostsummer #slp

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Me: What are you going to do this summer?
Student: I’m gonna put on my green socks and I’m gonna jump.
#cool #summerplans #soundsfun #slp