Lucas

Do me 18+ only

[ Cain  @Raisin_Cain26]

Twitter used to be such a joy and entertaining, but lately I find it rather dry and dull....kinda like Keri Hilson's music career...

[oldgeezerhump @oldgeezerhump]

if you've seen my penis, you've either dated me or rode the number 82 bus last Thursday.

[Dre' @DrA_Brooks]

I'm surprised no one has reported my Avi lol.

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

Coffee so black it moves to Atlanta.

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

Dude 1: WTF, you bumped into me!!!
Dude 2: Yo! Come in me, Bro!
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: Come. In. Me.

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

Not funny, you bastards!

lol

[Fleek McGeeee @stackadollaa]

send nudes to my DMs now

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

Relationship status: trying to unlock his fucking phone.

[David Scocelli @david_scocelli]

“@francescodmacho: @QueerMeNow http://t.co/ne0o7P4617 @DamienCrosseXXX @DatoFoland @FolandDato”

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Merry Christmas!!!

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

Truthful Tuesday: I resist stabbing people because I worry about the aging effects of laugh lines.

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

Only Nick Cannon's dick has been injected into an old hags face more than Botox.

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

The lost Kardashian sister Khlamydia was hidden from the limelight so as not to distract from her uglier sister Kim

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

Hey, New Jersey, take a hint.

[Mikos Von Beaverhaus @iMikosnyc]

Hahaha. Catholics.