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fuck

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Just tried to start my car with a breeze

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Irish goodbye is underrated don't @ me

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It's been scientifically proven

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Backwards hats get you bitches

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Douchebags get laid

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

Andrew Tate has been permanently banned from Hell

[jose @h0sefina]

The ads on YouTube are worse than 9/11

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@luvrboy5000 Where's my jet?

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Traditional holiday food has to be derived from shitty rationing recipes. I have nothing to back this up, but you're telling me it's a good idea to hard boil a bunch of eggs, take the yolks out & mash them up with mayonnaise and then put it back?? SOLID

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This is new Taylor literally a week old I loved Taylor when I was like 12 and she came out with teardrops on my guitar. What's everyone's favorite dessert? If I could actually grow a piece of mustache, I would. I can actually say if Harry Styles could I like his music it's good.

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@bialycoyote You are gay

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I tweet; therefore, I am.

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Fucking stupid ass pizzas of shit. All you fucking stupid asses are pizzas of shit. Fucking stupid asses!!!!!d 🍕

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@PackJonke The one on Secor doesn't anymore, but it literally used to turn black at night

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You ever think about how your tongue is a big piece of meat that fills your entire mouth, but you can't eat it????

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@IckBaby You should eat some mushrooms

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Local low cal calzone zone

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I was on acid while looking at Bill Gates' dick

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Hey guys in all seriousness I wanted to take this time to remind you to start bulking up and prepare for hibernation because winter is coming