Secular Kenyan

Public Policy. Economics. Free thinking. atheist.
CPA(K) CPS(K) BCom. MPPA & Economics.
Former child, reluctant adult.

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@CyrilRamaphosa Can you do us a favor and keep that evil alien over there?

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@KinyanBoy At least he wasn't busy abducting and murdering youths.

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@NjeriBt I have a mild suspicion you're mentally deluded or under severe cash influence.

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@Safaricom_Care Why do you lie?

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@Safaricom_Care so the new app doesn't work without active data bundles?

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@DavidNdii David, no matter much you think Ruto has delivered, you can have a president who delivers the same without killing and abducting our youth.

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@DavidNdii No matter much you think Ruto has delivered, you can have a president who delivers the same without killing and abducting our youth.

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@PoliceKE The devil has no shame

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@wanjiru_k @kipmurkomen Wee enda tu kazi babe wa mhindi

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Staff with benefits

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@svorgud @DavidNdii @waweru Hogwash

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@EmmanuelMacron @francediplo @WilliamsRuto Wewe na kabahanye...one team...team shos.

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@Nyandia_G Buyba few boxers, socks and get a car, house... best business idea ever.

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@StateDept Then this God has such a poor taste.

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@InteriorKE @BodaAssnofKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @ngaosKE Goon to Goon 🤜🏼🤛🏼

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@ntvkenya No, they were overpriced hence the boom

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@Safaricom_Care are you people in a competition to see who can make the worst possible app in human history?
I enter the pin and the app keep dancing rhumba without logging in?

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@NjeriBt As a hell bound boy, I'm glad finally we've something we can agree on.

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@ShehuSani I studied chinua Achebe's - A man of the people -, Ken Saro- wiwa, Sonyika... as part of my high school literature....that doesn't mean I wouldn't struggle listening to him talking.
Just like I would with Scottish and Welsh.

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@Gitz__ Academic consistency is very important. I know some people with masters and a D in KCSE but their reasoning is still D if not E.
Case in point, @PoliceKE