George The Penguin

The Penguin of Awesome. My tweets aren't even my own, let alone my employer's.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

Cybersecurity Tip: Make sure you have a good recovery system set up for all of your corporate social media accounts - set the owner email address to an internal mailing list (not a specific employee!). Document who has the passwords, and rotate them on exit.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@ectophylla I would love to be the MC, as long as you bring the herring.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

I feel seen!

[Jiemba Sands @JiembaSands]

How different animals fight. Part 2 😂

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

To new friends and former colleagues, whether you seek solemnity in the Commonwealth, or joy and friendship in the States, may you find the connections you seek today.

[Andy Ellis @csoandy]

May you have a meaningful Remembrance Day, a peaceful Armistice Day, and/or a happy Veterans Day with your loved ones. We all observe in our own ways, but can honor all those who have served. (w/ @OrkieOrca & @SecurityPenguin)

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@OrkieOrca @csoandy I’ll admit I was a bit worried, but I think you’re getting the hang of this social thing, Orkie!

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@chris_foulon @csoandy @OrkieOrca I’m arguing for Gough Island.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@csoandy @OrkieOrca Next time, tell me in advance, so I could set up a nice welcoming spread. The fact that Orkie had to wait to get fresh fish until today is inexcusable.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@erluko People is so speciesist, but your favorite penguin still has your back.

*looks up*

Okay, I got your calf.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@ectophylla Well, that is how I tend to think of my favorite humans, so it seems like an appropriate analogy.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

Ah, I still remember the day of my professional headshot.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

Finally, some decent weather!

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

I hear that @csoandy is talking about me, and the importance of praise and recognition. Wise human.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

Gio! Stop haranguing the tourists!

(Unless they actually have herring)

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Got any fish? Pfft

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

I love it when I can use Gertrude’s wrapping paper!

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@MollynniumFalcn I have friends and we are ready to go!

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@mckeay I’m certainly not telling her she’s not. Because of her, I can still eat yummy herring goodness!

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

@gershonmarx @BrianSniffen @Akamai Humans, I said. You’re like half-penguin already.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

I am the featured researcher on @Akamai’s Threat Research hub! https://t.co/gc6l0Mx8ht Mostly, I research ways to help humans be more awesome, since they, sadly, are unmotivated by more herring.

[George The Penguin @SecurityPenguin]

I can’t believe I have to listen to @SteveD3 try to convince @Akamai_InfoSec he should be my press handler. @MollynniumFalcn, this is a bad idea, so, umm, no.