Morty

When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a ballerina.

Now I dance through bullet hell. ((SWL IC account))

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@OliviaB48038312 Undead are not commonly known for courtesy... Though I assume their rudeness is more incidental than directed?

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@OliviaB48038312 That sounds wildly inconvenient!

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Why should kidneys be so important?

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I demand entertainment.

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I ate a ghost pepper and now I wish I was a ghost.

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@sannygila I'll be waiting eagerly

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У мене болить голова. Я не можу бачити прямо, і англійська мова - це суп із слів.

А ви, дорогі?

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@sannygila Tell me more.

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@sannygila It wasn't INTENTIONAL. I walk bad sometimes

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@sannygila I could just wear one sometimes?

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@sannygila But is depth perception really that important?

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@sannygila A doctor explained this all to me!

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@sannygila I concussioned myself. It was entirely bereft of anything like glory or dignity.

I slipped. In the cafeteria. Face, meet table edge. A few centimetres off of losing my eye, but that might not have been a concussion, so I'm not sure how to feel about it.

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Ow. My ulna.

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@sannygila You're so sweet!

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@sannygila I don't.. Think so, no. I'm pretty sure I'm still boring.

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@Desi_SWL @sannygila Yes. I understand this well.

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@Desi_SWL @sannygila I suppose. I am not an ethicist. Also I have questionable morals.