SeductiveSlot

Engaged in a Socratic pursuit of Arne Slot’s cognitive architecture while marvelling at the spatial omniscience of Alexis Mac Allister.

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@DaniLeague @valencywiry @AnythingLFC_ gravernberch was always a short term 6. It’s not even his position.

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@DaniLeague @valencywiry @AnythingLFC_ sign anderson and play gravenberch and anderson in a pivot

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@valencywiry @AnythingLFC_ ngumoha comes into mind but gravenberch doesnt?? 🤣 ngumoha is straight ass

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@KM_243_ cuz he’s ass

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@afc_25079 You’d think saka is in his 30s with the way he plays🤣 But he’s only 24. He’s got about 3 more years in him before he’s done

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@AFCStudMuffin69 @CharlieMann159 @EBL2017 I do agree that he has been one of England's better-performing players. But again, not to the level yamal has shown with spain. Like, nowhere near.

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@AFCStudMuffin69 @CharlieMann159 @EBL2017 That euros take was more of a shot at that guy who replied to me with stupidity. Saka is no doubt a great player but he has never reached the levels yamal showed last season. I have never watched saka and thought to myself "I am scared of him". That's something yamal does to me.

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@AFCStudMuffin69 @CharlieMann159 @EBL2017 Ok. Please explain to me how saka is on the same tier as Yamal. Don't ignore this if you are so confident.

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@JDSKURWYSYNA @AFCStudMuffin69 @EBL2017 Yamal cleared sakas legacy by the time he was 17 winning spain the euros whilst saka singlehandedly lost england the euros in 2020 and their chance at international glory.

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@DTGyokeres @EBL2017 Doesn't take away from the fact that saka is ass.

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@sxinhoi @EBL2017 When did i ever say that? Estevao WILL be better within a years time but anyways atm he isnt. However, Saka is nowhere near yamal he is 2 tiers below yamal minimum.

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@AFCStudMuffin69 @EBL2017 Hes played 2000 minutes of prem minutes in 2025? 0 assists in 28 prem games since december where he went 4 games in a row without g/a before his injury. Arsenal are also RHS dominant and he still doesnt get g/a despite hogging the ball 👍

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@JDSKURWYSYNA @AFCStudMuffin69 @EBL2017 now did i cherry pick stats when I picked the WHOLE of 2025 for his non pen goal stat? Also the 0 assists in 28 games goes as far as december so dont give me any "hes injured" non sense.

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@CharlieMann159 @AFCStudMuffin69 @EBL2017 i think isak is shit i didnt want to sign him. Saka is dog shite bruv stop being insecure

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@AFCStudMuffin69 @EBL2017 Mr Creative has 0 assists in 28 PL games. Has 2 PL non pen goals in 2025. Star boy!!!

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@Th3EgyptianLad_ @_3amr11 @Lifeuknow1 Clearly i did. Please check the verse i tweeted and check its meaning. Its clear you dont read the quran as a muslim which is quite shameful. How do you not know the simplest of verses?

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@Th3EgyptianLad_ @_3amr11 @Lifeuknow1 Nothing wrong w the salah comment. You are extremely biased towards the so-called Egyptian king. Which is quite funny when the real Egyptian king is Netanhayu with the way you Egyptians drop your pants for the Israelis to freely genocide our palestian brothers.

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@Th3EgyptianLad_ @_3amr11 @Lifeuknow1 "u should spend less time reading the Quran", simply means that he should practice what the quran teaches instead of just reading it to read it. You criticize me for that jahanum comment claiming no muslims would say that but you called me a kaffir? You dont play the victim game

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@Th3EgyptianLad_ @_3amr11 @Lifeuknow1 It is haram to call another muslim a kafir btw 👍 so not only have you committed a sin, you are also being a racist as well. So i dont ever want to see you calling someone out for being islamophobic 👍 May Allah grant you Jahanum