Bam Shepherd

Yeah I got book boyfriend problems. That's the reader in me. Bling. Bling. Then I solve 'em. That's the author in me.

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@kellyclarkson take your own advice and re-record piece by piece. Your fans will buy it in a heartbeat.

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@hotpockets @oliviarodrigo I've slept on it and the betrayal is still hard. I'm pretty sure this is the exact scenario @oliviarodrigo was talking about.

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Me to my son as he eats the last @hotpockets...I finally understand the pain of the words of the great @oliviarodrigo #damnitsbrutalouthere

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@hotpockets @oliviarodrigo I told him he's in trouble with @hotpockets now too but he said

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So, in case you were wondering @TheRock, apparently my 6 yr old will not be challenging you to an arm wrestling match anytime soon. I'm sure you'll sleep more soundly now.

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My 6 year old has been telling me all about @TheRock. He's a singer. But he's also a very good wrestler.

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AND the biggest muscles.

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Apparently it's Andre The Giant.

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My son's 16th birthday wish list is in. @rihanna any chance you can speed up that album?

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Okay. Serious question. Why is #ChristianRock not called "Flock Rock"...? I'll wait.

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@netflix - What did you think of Forensic Files?
Me- Listen, Carol, since this is the 12th time you've asked, I think it's safe to say I'm a fan.

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Remember that time all of Italy (okay Florence) thought they'd witnessed UFOs but then science proved it was just spiders? #sciencesucks #UFOs

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Every time your sick and tired of just the same old things, be just like the chicken with something new to sing!

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Spend your #ValentinesDay with the men of #TheMonsterBall 🖤 Only 99 cents for a limited time. https://t.co/Wpb3ZIlRe5

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@VancityReynolds what do rich dudes drink? Im pretty sure its not my go to drink...buttery nipples. Your answer will go in my next book.

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@BNBuzz I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.