Chickens Can't See Cubes

A weekly podcast from @pipertalks and @trilbynorton about totally true facts we haven't made up (honest!)

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Though they can't see cubes, chickens can see rapper and actor Ice Cube.

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It is a sad, sad day, because it is the last episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes. Chris has emptied out the Munchausen Institute's fact vault for one final, quick fire barrage of totally true facts that have not been made up. Honest! #podcast #facts

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It's with a heavy heart that we announce that Monday's episode will be the final episode of Chickens Can't See Cubes. So join us as Chris empties the Institute's fact vault for a quick fire splurge of totally true facts. #podcast #facts

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As promised in yesterday's episode, here are some examples of the BEAUTIFUL hand drawn Panini football stickers you can buy to complete your collection, courtesy of @MuInFoToReRe. #football #sticker @OfficialPanini

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Wizards! Smugglers! Cruises! Stickers! Discover these and more in this week's fantastically factual episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest! @spotifypodcasts @ApplePodcasts @podbible @Podchaser @podnose #podcast #Facts

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#facts

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Humphrey Bogart ran an ocelot sanctuary.

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Did you know that there is a cruise based on cruise-based disaster film The Poseidon Adventure? Learn more about this, and three other totally true facts, in the first episode of 2022, out Monday. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest! #podcast #facts #cruise

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Relive the defining facts of 2021 in the End of Year special. You probably could have made it up, but we didn't. Honest! @spotifypodcasts @ApplePodcasts @Podchaser @Ads4Podcasts @podnose @podbible #podcast #facts #NewYear

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Merry Christmas from Chickens Can't See Cubes. Celebrate that time Jesus knocked herself up by listening to our Christmas special. #podcast #facts #christmas https://t.co/vx3MEDqFqg

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@qikipedia In some countries, Santa Claus is accompanied by his three zombie children.

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#facts #Christmas #SantaClaus

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In some versions of the character, Santa Claus is accompanied by three zombie children, who he resurrected after they were killed by a naughty butcher.

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Did you know that anti-vaxxers took truth serum rather than the vaccine? Learn the hilarious consequences in next week's end of 2021 special. We probably could make it up, but we didn't. Honest! #podcast #facts #NewYear

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#facts #Christmas #Jesus #Santa

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The so-called "War on Christmas" became briefly and violently real when, in 2016, a fight broke out between hundreds of holiday mascots. The combatants included Santa Claus, baby Jesus, and the Christmas Pterodactyl.

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#facts #Christmas

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Before the introduction of the Christmas tree to Britain, it was traditional to decorate a Christmas goat.

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#facts #Christmas #Jesus

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In the apocryphal gospel of Ian, the three wise men turn up to the birth of Jesus without gifts, claim they've just left them on their camels, then leave and never come back.

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Feudal lords! Time travel! Speakeasies! Crocodiles! Learn what these have to do with Christmas in our festive special. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest! @spotifypodcasts @ApplePodcasts @podbible @Podchaser #podcast #facts #Christmas

https://t.co/vx3MEDqFqg

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Did you know that some Christians believe that Jesus was his own dad? How? Because of time travel! Learn more about this, and three other festive facts, in next week's Christmas special. #podcast #facts #Jesus #Christmas

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Royal burials! Hippies! Meerkats! Fancy dress farmers! Learn all about these in this week's totally true episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest! @spotifypodcasts @ApplePodcasts @Podchaser @podbible #podcast #facts

https://t.co/hegYDu3nV6

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SBOs? A Department of Opposites? Pants in the Sistine Chapel? A gameshow for birds? Learn all about these in this week's episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest! @spotifypodcasts @ApplePodcasts @podbible @Podchaser #podcast #facts

https://t.co/6zwwbkKSxw

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Did you know that there is a Department of Opposites, tasked with determining the opposite of everything? As usual, the concept causes some confusion. Learn more about this, and three other totally true facts, in tomorrow's episode. #podcast #facts

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Posties writing letters? Cat etiquette? The world's most annoying person? Prams kidnapping babies? Learn all about these in this week's episode. You probably could make it up, but we haven't. Honest! @podbible @Podchaser #podcast #facts

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