susie derkins

She/her !

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Each day we move closer to this being a reality…..

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I’ll believe these dating rumors when phoebe covers art is dead

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When ur on vacation with a bunch of girls and you all get dressed up just because it’s nighttime it’s like ok this is literally the roaring 20s

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@nothinnbutnette yes.

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updated list of people who are soooooo smug

1. People on rollerblades
2. Girl who brought her boyfriend to corepower

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I don’t know for sure but I think people would respect me more at work if they knew that I’m better at snowboarding than Kendall Jenner. I don’t like need them to know but if it came up organically I would tell them probably

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Omgggg you guyssss waittt ….. how we spend our days is how we spend our lives ……

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We must have a discussion on Big Blazer’s influence on women’s fashion. Every day the girls are wearing Bigger and Bigger Blazers and it must be the result of Big Blazer and their Deep Pockets

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@NYTCharlie Spoiler alert! It involves a Mardi Gras party and love at first sight!!

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I can’t believe people wake up every single day and live their lives and don’t know the story of how Allison Brie and Dave Franco met

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When I am dipping a potato chip into French onion dip - that’s the real me

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@mlafemina There is a god and SHES a strawberry surf rider

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Denver is a godless, soulless city. A microcosm of everything that’s wrong with America. So cruel that the gateway to the perfect and majestic west of our country (not California) sucks so much!!!

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my one friend Quinn lives there and he’s cool but other than THAT it’s a flop city!!

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When it’s winter but it’s sunny and I remember you can wear sunglasses in winter it’s like o m g here I come the mayor of Fricken Chic Town

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@pauladeen420 Duh!

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No one can say shit to me because I have in my noise cancelling AirPods and I’m listening to a podcast where snowboarders describe their tricks and how much they love their homies so like I literally can’t hear you lol

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In 2023 alcohol is OUT sugar free ginger ale is IN

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I’m addicted to sugar free ginger ale like need rehab for it vibes

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I’ll believe these dating rumors when phoebe covers art is dead

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