Christian Garcia

Just looking for a nice, Christian girl so I can date her brother.

[broderick @BrodyRyan]

It’s his day 🇺🇸

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

You ever have those dreams where you’re falling off the bed? I had one this morning but actually fell… off my bed.

[Spooky Park Bar @ThemeParkBar]

Oh my god...

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

@GuillChill still haven’t seen it won’t hearing there’s siva-no good dialogue

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

@GuillChill You better fuck that duck, sis.

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

do gays who take the mirror selfie with their shoe on the bathroom counter disinfect the counter after they do so? cause otherwise, gross 🤮

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

well, it was nice knowing y’all. this feels like when I lost access to my MySpace

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

“can you walk lighter?”- anita annoyed with my step dad’s walk

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

Sometimes I forget I’m a Scorpio till my anger kicks in ♏️

[Fake Disney Facts @FakeDisneyFact]

New Points of Light show debuts at Epcot set to “Mama Don’t Whoop Little Buford” from the Country Bear Jamboree

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

@tyl937 🪦🪦🪦

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

The amount of times I get upset that I already did the #Wordle for the day and have to wait till midnight to play again #TheLimitDoesNotExist

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

Sometimes when I get drunk, I just wanna listen to worship songs; is that weird? #HillsongMakesTheBuzzBetter

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

@drummerduck09 @GordonRamsay the way i’m cackling

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

the attraction i have for chef @GordonRamsay is unhealthy and i’m at peace with that

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

I will not understand why people voluntarily go to Subway for a sandwich lol

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

@GuillChill damn if you’re that thirsty, just call him.

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

@curranlatas was it an APMP situation or?

[Christian Garcia @SeeGarSeeYa]

@GuillChill I think about this often