Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

23 | Woke Moralist | I'm a c*sgendered Scottish man 👨 | ☯️

[MASTERBUCKS ⚫️⚪️ 🇦🇺 @TheMasterBucks]

If instead of Ronaldo, it was Leo Messi who started his career 3 years earlier, there wouldn't even be a GOAT debate.

Let's swap the number of games played around and imagine Messi had played 1316 games and Ronaldo had played only 1147 games.

Messi is currently on track to score 1051 goals from 1316 games with his current career goal ratio of a goal every 104 minutes.

Ronaldo after 1147 matches had only scored 819 goals.

That would mean the gap between Messi and Ronaldo would be 232 GOALS if Messi had started his career first.

Ronaldo should thank his lucky stars he got the headstart he did because otherwise we wouldn't even put these two in the same conversation.

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@BBCBreaking Maybe if journalists were allowed in to see Israel's war crimes first hand, this wouldn't have happened

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@ShitpostGate Community notes have you checked, Vlad. Tough luck 🤷‍♂️

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@HumansNoContext not a dealbreaker for me

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

this guy is the bitchiest account on twitter istg. it doesn't take an art connoisseur to know that this is a display of trust and fragility. you literally only need to think about it for the briefest of seconds

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@Culture_Crit it's the eggs you care about 😭😭😭😭

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@SkyNews Waster

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

The YouTube channel 'Armitage' who posted supercuts of Funhaus/Inside Gaming's old series has disappeared, and that is a massive disappointment.

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@AjDuxche Sean would no doubt be the favourite because he has a bigger name, and I'd expect the UFC to promote it by using the leg injury as the main talking point even though it was Chito who caused that

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@elonmusk I will delete my account if you k*** y*******, Elon. You have my word. Make it happen, cappain 🫡

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

I feel so bad for Nina Adgal. Dillon Danis isn't even targeting Logan Paul with his twitter antics. Logan is collateral damage. How are you going to allow Dillon Danis of all people to do this to your wife? 😭

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

Huh. Big FU to anyone who said Sean O'Malley was undeserving of a title shot #UFC292

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

I've got Aljo winning the O'Malley fight. I think he'll wrestlefuck Sean and I don't think there's anything Sean can do about it #UFC292

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

Neil Magny may as well have a wooden leg. Every kick just takes it away #UFC292

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

Chito Vera is a 5-round fighter. I don't want to see him fight just 3 rounds #UFC292

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

Well, Twitter was great before you took over, you utter cretin

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The sad truth is that there are no great “social networks” right now.

We may fail, as so many have predicted, but we will try our best to make there be at least one.

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

Hmmm, dinner with a rapist, dinner with a rapist, or the chance to be a millionaire?

Tough choice 🤔

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@tize4PF Well if he wasn't acting like such a clown, he wouldn't have to put up with any of it. He did it to himself. Why was he thrusting like that?

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

@BBCBreaking Get these mutants abolished

[Ewan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SeeMeEmpty]

Fuck the UFC, it's Leo Messi game night 🔥