Dale

Lamar Jackson internet bodyguard

[Dale @SeeMz_]

600,000 a year
58,000 a month
14,000 a week
2,000 a day
86 an hour
2 every minute

[Dale @SeeMz_]

My account glitching smh

[Dale @SeeMz_]

I was just ATTACKED by the WOKE MOB (I was given a paper straw with my milkshake)

[Dale @SeeMz_]

@kgurlll @allyson_wolford 4. The Orioles

[Dale @SeeMz_]

I just lock it away in the vault to bring up 3 years later when the opportunity presents itself

[Dale @SeeMz_]

I peep everything. I might not say anything but trust me I peeped

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Caitlyn Clark has received nothing but negativity from that racist obsessive GARBAGE AT BASKETBALL bitch Angel Reese, and Clark still takes the high road every time. True star vs. a wannabe. It’s giving Lebron James vs. Deshawn Stevenson.

[Dale @SeeMz_]

DONT LET THE ORIOLES GET HOT

[Dale @SeeMz_]

@Gabe_Energy I was in a park

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Indian mfs be going by their Xbox live gamertag in real life I just asked this dude what his name was and he was like “shades”

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Feels way higher, unless the other 73.5% is Angel Reese lowlight tiktoks

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Caitlin Clark was responsible for 26.5% of all WNBA economic activity last season, including revenue from merchandise, ticket sales and television, according to an expert at valuations. https://t.co/x4bmiPCro3

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Update: the Orioles are tanking

[Dale @SeeMz_]

The Orioles literally look like they’re fucking tanking this year like what are we doing

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Going to torture Orioles fans and remind you all of this

[Danielle Allentuck @d_allentuck]

Did Anthony Santander think there was a chance he would return to the Orioles?

“No, zero chance,” he said

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Being a conflict free adult is getting boring I wanna fight someone this weekend

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Women 🚮

[Dale @SeeMz_]

@julieheinzrewrs @kgurlll I don’t take Ls

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Netflix on the 28th of every month

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Whole staff wasn't having it 😂

[Dale @SeeMz_]

@kgurlll You’re terrible at math

[Dale @SeeMz_]

This is the most embarrassing Orioles season ever, yes even worse than 2021

[Dale @SeeMz_]

Door dashers when you don’t tip $47 on a $12 order