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@RobertFreundLaw Thanks, this is timely.

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@beffjezos occasionally subhuman subagents

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@Noahpinion Hoping they get a Coyote Ugly shortly thereafter

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@ved1024 @THEJaxEsq Are they a big Lana fan ?

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@LizzyStarrrdust Can put your clothes in the dishwasher too, if its an urgent situation.

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@growing_daniel @1thousandfaces_ Top 1% fecal biome, I imagine.

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@TiredBambooLaw Speaking of Kirkland...

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@AMandoSch I don't know how the deposing attorney can keep a straight face.

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@DietCoke_Esq Swing both ways, in a manner of speaking...

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@AMandoSch oh god might just be real life tho

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@Romy_Holland Feels weird for water co to even know your family size. Survey or ?

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@AppyOrtho We just overslept, ok?

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@Rjudicata @DietCoke_Esq Yeah, at that point I’d been doing work for the client for ~ 2 or 3 years, ended up something we all laughed about. Don’t do it again, tho.

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@Rjudicata @DietCoke_Esq Once I entered a time entry consisting solely of “stuff” — intending to fix before the prebill. I forgot. The partner missed it. The client, however, did not.

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@mountainpilled Aeropress + hand-crank coffee grinder

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@Rjudicata @DietCoke_Esq Ahh, fair. I was thinking public vs under seal but if Keeks is reping a party she’d see the full ver anyway.

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@CartoonsHateHer Turns out, the “Cartoons” were the kids all along.

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@BillHuntBits Always hate when the “we can’t build it anymore, we don’t know how” meme becomes reality.

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@writeclimbrun I inject typos, random punctuation, an occasional “nga plz” interjection so people don’t confuse me with a toaster.