Calum Conn

Manager @ Turmeaus & La Casa del Habano, Chester. I like some cool things (Cigars, Scotch, Poker) and lots of cooler things (Wrestling, video/board/TT gaming)

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@Cgarsltd @saracgars Check it out: You missed a private gig at LCDH Chester...

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@Cgarsltd @saracgars Check this out: you missed a private gig at LCDH Chester...

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Not an exact match, but this pops into my head whenever I feed my flatmate's cat.

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@iammattsanders @MattLatch @1983_death Thank you! Sorry Nell, couldn't remember your @!

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This monstrosity was discussed, conceptualised and birthed within the span of a 5 min WhatsApp group chat. This is why TTRPG people are the best kind of people.

@MattLatch @iammattsanders

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doesn't belong. He just repeated his threat and didn't seem to think he'd done anything wrong.

So my question is: If I DM you the time and location, plus the lorry's reg no, which I noted, will you be able to deal with it without me getting "fucked" by one of your staff? (3/3)

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@MatthewClarkLtd Just saw one of your delivery drivers wolf whistle at and catcall a visibly uncomfortable woman. Took a picture of the lorry for reference in case I wanted to report it and accidentally caught the guy in the photo. He clocked me taking it and asked why. (1/3)

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I explained and he told me didn't consent to being photographed and told me that if "I tried to fuck him, he'd fuck me right back." So I deleted the photo in front of him, said I was sorry for any misjudged actions on my part, then reminded him that it's 2022 and catcalling (2/3)

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It's been a while, but here's my latest pipe tobacco review. Hopefully this will be a regular thing again, so watch this space for more. Remember, I'm always open to suggestions. @Turmeaus @Cgarsltd

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Finally getting back to reviewing, but I need some ideas! Can anyone help me out?

@saracgars @Turmeaus @Cgarsltd

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My mum just sent me this picture of their new puppy, Huxley. Is it just me or does he look more like a cuddly toy than the actual cuddly toy?!

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@losetheyips @saracgars It's only cos she's hoping that means you'll save her the Robusto Supremo 😉

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Rainbow Road Returns to Regular Road After Pride Month

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@iammattsanders Pro mode unlocked?

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I'm now on the third person I've had contact with in the last week or so testing positive for COVID. It's really adding a nice layer of spice to the game of "Is it COVID or just hayfever?“ I've been playing.

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Bloody hell, Elden Ring is so massive I've only just found the Binley Mega Chippy

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Waiting room @ hospital: Another guy is constantly tutting and making grumbling noises cos he's waited 30+ mins for his *FREE MEDICAL PROCEDURE.*

Now glancing over in an attempt to engage me in this. I'm 36+ hrs into a fast and v hangry. I might bite his face off if he succeeds.

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I've always enjoyed the fact I can make the C A Conn/ See a Con pun with my name/initials. However, after 34+ years I've suddenly realised that if my first name began with a B, I could've been making B A CONN/bacon puns this whole time and now I just feel ripped off.