Haseeb

26 - puns/jokes, some good, some bad...most terrible! 🙃
'to engineer is human'

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Thread of puns/jokes/one liners... not all are good, not all are mine! Read at your own peril! https://t.co/qK95n04DHl

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Always a little scared when I'm sat on the train. What if it goes under a really low bridge and I get knocked off!

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https://t.co/b7E8QidZqp

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@siencefiction__ Lool fr man

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Full leap of faith and go with life

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Good day at the office yesterday! 😎🙃

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Death is coming regardless, best off preparing for it

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There is a distinct shortage of muslim therapists

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Life has never needed ramadan more than this year

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Duas requested

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It do be a lonely old road

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Wandering aimlessly down the road of life 🚶‍♂️

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Wandering aimlessly down the road of life 🚶‍♂️

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@ZXNM___ @kashim100 @re5urgence We shall see haha

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@kashim100 @ZXNM___ @re5urgence Torn between saka pedro and palmer tbh

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@ZXNM___ @re5urgence @kashim100 Got 7.5 in bank for straight julian to haalnad swap next week... the rest is pretty sorted for a few weeks

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@re5urgence @ZXNM___ @kashim100 Ive employed my wildcard... be right behind you after this next couple of weeks 👀

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Need a decent snooker cue... any recommendations?

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Can solve other peoples problems but not my own

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Guess it wasnt allowed then lol