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Another lifeline

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@LimbzHQ We will never see stars like this in football. Never again ...

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@heismric Bro moved too fast like the wind..

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@chaigzy @Wizarab10 The lady is not married yet. She is still single.

[EXPOBLOG | Real-Life Facts📌 @expoblognews]

Good morning all.

Attached herewith is a picture of an elderly man believed to be in his 70s.

He was brought to Langbasa Divisional Police Headquarters at about 2015hrs Wednesday 03/06/2026, by a civic minded commercial tricyclist.

He is hale and hearty but apparently suffers neurocognitive decline ie, dementia.

He can not remember his name, address or relatives and has no phone on him.

He also can not remember any phone number or useful information which may aid reunification efforts.

We are all by this notice, kindly enjoined to push his picture ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS in the hope that it may reach his relatives and or anyone with useful information about him.

Thank you all.

SUPOL 144, LANGBASA.

Please help repost

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

Mexico vs South Africa:

If we support south Africa they'll say we are taking their jobs.

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

SUITORS NOW PREFER OUR MAIDS TO OUR DAUGHTERS FOR MARRIAGE

Why not?

Yes, it happens because we devote time in training the maids on how to cook well, how to clean the house and on good mannerisms while leaving our own daughters untrained.

We overwork the maids and they adjust with equanimity because they need us to survive.

The maids turn out to manage the indignation and insolence we and our children subject them to. All these make the maids better wives who can manage even the angriest of men.

Our precious daughters are pampered through nursery and primary schools. They speak the English we want and know all the cartoon slangs by heart. We beat the maids blue black if they ever ask our girls to help out in domestic duties. They see kitchen things as maids' things.

The girls move from boarding schools to the university, do their NYSC, Masters and get a job. Of course, they are ripe for marriage and you wish that to happen soon.

From one relationship to another, the same story. The guys would parade and dump them. They are only good in bed, outings, clubs and red carpet functions.

The boys dump when they notice that the possible wife cannot cook, arrange things and are very domestically untrained. The rich guys can manage as they have resources to mitigate the handicap by hiring a domestic help. Not all guys can afford this for a start.

The upcoming and very sensitive guys who would make good husbands, fathers and leaders would not manage these parents' inflicted shortcomings. They would settle for well trained ones. They know the value and the pride in hosting friends at home to delicious delicacies prepared by a wife.

I factored the capacity to cook and make a home as I searched for a wife. My wife unknowingly sat and passed "delicious food cooking tests" before I made a final investment decision. Knowing how important this attribute is in keeping a marriage, I decided to ensure that these tantalizing values are replicated in my daughters.

It is a fact that not all your current or former maids would remain your servants for ever. Some of them would finally do part-time studies and like a train, get to their God ordained destinations sooner or later.

Like a perfume, good guys perceive well trained wife materials from afar and dump the daughters of the bourgeois or girls from wealthy families like hot iron. Long time happiness is at stake. No explanation is given. Sometimes, the sack message is made through a social medium.

Let your daughters learn what you teach your maids to make them compete for the few available good men if marriage is important to them. There are few guys who believe that marriage is for better for worse.

Don't be deceived; love is an active verb. Yes it is. You love; you loved; and you used to love. You can also hate who you used to love. Therefore, some men are immune to pre-marital love blindness.

In practice, love can't cover the stench of bad early formation of our daughters.

Right now, educated former maids are cornering better men on offer because they possess the requisite or set skills the highly perceptible and ready husband materials need.

Mothers please take note.

(Ojiakonaobi Nnewi)

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

Our wife 🤣🤣🤣❤️

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@OtitoNosike If united will not spend, Chelsea,City and Arsenal might throw in the money.

[UTDBlak @UTDBlak]

Tell me what extraordinary he did at Westham rather than getting them relegated..They want to use United to cover off the financial losses they made after not to staying in the premier league

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@gotta__chill Bring them back to the premier league and watch them fail again.

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@ronaldobrownn_ Brighton

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@rawespresso They only talk on summer holidays.

[Sonny @rawespresso]

Sit on any UK commuter train at 7:43am on a Monday and you'll see something that should be more uncomfortable than it is.

A carriage of adults in their thirties and forties, standing up shoulder to shoulder, headphones in, eyes locked on the floor or their phones, completely silent. Some of them have been doing this exact journey for 6, 8, 12 years.

Nobody is talking, nobody is making eye contact, and everyone has already rehearsed the next 12 hours in their head before the train has even left the station.

This is what the country quietly calls 'a good job in the city.'

[J.J🏴‍☠️ @komzy22]

Apparently every mid table baller in the prem is 100m.

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@ultra_gadgett Frank lampard needs him at Coventry. United should cash in immediately.

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@MMalagies Amen

[Mike Malagies @MMalagies]

If you’re gonna have a God week, type amen

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

An IGBO man walks into a bank in LAGOS and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow N5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the IGBO man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the IGBO man for using
a N30 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a N5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Four weeks later, the IGBO man returns, repays the N5,000 and the interest, which comes to N150.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled.

While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow N5,000.

The IGBO man replies: Where else in
LAGOS can I park my car for four weeks for only N150.41 and expect it to be there when I return.

[Campuser @SeedeyGood]

@DeadlineDayLive United should pay if they want to stay top next season.

[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇬🇭 @Sp1thfc]

Clubs will do this then cry when players run down their contracts to a year left or leave on a free