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[Temitayo 🧘🏾‍♂️🪔🧘🏾‍♂️ @tehmie_]

Be like na your niche be this.

Na everytime man Dey try touch you for public.

You go still do this rubbish with one man wey go tear you better slap one day.

Rubbish.

[PRIEST @Priestisbackk]

He wan snatch phone from window😭😭😂

[Odenwa @OdenwaBTC]

They were filmed having s3x in broad daylight precisely Port Harcourt
Damn it 💔, the future leaders of tomorrow

[Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. @Onsogbu]

The T-shirts some Igbo traders sell to Lagosians for ₦18,000 is being sold by the Chinese for the same quality at just ₦4,000. These Igbo traders are terrible.

Chinese companies must stay!

[SB 🇻🇦 @Sifon_Bassey]

You go buy jeans 1500 or 2k for China, carry am come naija come sell for 35k.

Na that one dey pain me pass. China must stay oh.

Enough is Enough.

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

CWAY is a Chinese company in Nigeria.

Aquafina is a USA company, owned by PepsiCo.

Eva is also a USA company, owned by coca-cola.

Nestle water is from Switzerland.

Bigi water is from Nigeria.

Ragolis is from Lebanon by Chagoury family.

All of them are made in Nigeria, and sold here and hire Nigerian workers, should we chase them all out also 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Naughty @naughtie_0]

Incase your grandma didn't show you this 🤭

[Sara @piousdeenn]

08/02/2027: Ramadan
04/03/2027: Eid al-Fitr
09/03/2027: Day of Arafah
14/05/2027: Eid al-Adh
O Allah, allow us to reach these blessed days, without losing anyone and without anyone losing us.

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[ராஜேஷ் @r4jjesh]

Perfect example of liquid GAS..

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

1 liter of fuel in Iran: ₦38.
1 liter of fuel in Libya: ₦32.
1 liter of fuel in Saudi: ₦823.
1 liter of fuel in Nigeria: ₦1,500.

Minimum wage in Iran: ₦165,000.
Minimum wage in Libya: ₦210,000.
Minimum wage in Saudi: ₦1.4 million.
Minimum wage in Nigeria: ₦70,000.

Min. wage in Iran will buy 4,342 liters.
Min. wage in Libya will buy 6,562 liters.
Min. wage in Saudi will buy 1700 liters.
Min. wage in Nigeria will buy 46 liters.

The four are oil producing nations.

[Uncle Fahad @unclefahad_]

The president who took fuel from ₦180 to ₦1,500 in just 3 years is now going to campaign to me about voting for him again because my governor is earning more, while I’m experiencing the worst economic hardship in Nigeria’s history.

Anyone that promotes Tinubu is going to hell.

[LIBERTY @biggiestliberty]

Our forces can’t stop Boko Haram but can stop, harass and kill innocent civilians.
@PoliceNG? they dress like armed robbers nowadays & you think they’re trained.
@PoliceNG I no de pray well for una gan. 🙏🏾

[Lasisielenu @lasisielenu]

To the president and 36 state governors 😔

[Naija @Naija_PR]

If you use the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway regularly, September 8 could change your journey for the next two weeks.

Repairs are starting again at Kara Bridge.

Here’s the timetable, where traffic may build up and the options available.

[Abayomi @AbayomiPuhnah]

More than 9 Billion Ndlea agent
2 billion police men
500,000 soldier in Idi Oro, Mushin at the moment

Odumeje
Abati
Toto

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

1. The vagina is about ten times cleaner than the mouth. No matter how you brush your teeth always, the mouth is still the dirtiest part of the body.

2. Your intestines know what shape they're supposed to be in, and can move themselves, which means surgeons can just stuff them back into you when they're done and they'll sort themselves out.

3. When you do tattoo removal, the ink doesn't disappear, you pee it out. Your body's immune system breaks down the pigments of ink and it flows in your blood stream, gets processed through your kidneys, then you pee out the ink.

4. If you hit your chest at a very specific time in the electrical cycle your heart will stop.

5. The pain you feel from a sunburn is your skin cells effectively killing themselves before they mutate into cancer.

6. The way your eyes are shaped causes your vision to be upside down but your brain flips the image automatically.

7. When you die, your hearing is the last to go. So imagine you die in a fire or in a war or something and the last thing you hear is like screaming and chaos

8. The length of a man's penis is equal to the length of his thumb times 3

9. Everyone's tongue print is different, just like fingerprint.

10. Babies have 94 More Bones Than Adults.

11. The human brain typically weighs around three pounds, and men’s brains are on average a bit larger than women’s. But Brain weight is not a measure of intelligence.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

12. Your heart pumps about 2,500 gallons of blood every day.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Al Nassr got a red card,
Ronaldo asked the coach to remove him but Before stepping off, Ronaldo pulled Sadio Mane aside and spoke to him for 3mins.

He literally told Mane how to exploit the spaces, which is exactly how Mane went on to score those two goals ❤️

Siuuu.

[Ms ‘deola. @deyola_a]

Veteran Nollywood Actor Taiwo Hassan Popularly known as Ogogo is down with Stage 4 Cancer. His daughter is pleading onto Nigerians for Help🥹🥹❤️

[Gov Ademola Adeleke @AAdeleke_01]

Dear @officialABAT,

It is imperative that you use your good office to issue a clear warning to the heads of security agencies deployed to protect the good people of Osun State and safeguard the integrity of the electoral process.

Reports of attempts to hijack or disrupt collation centres by desperate and rejected politicians across the state are deeply concerning and unacceptable, particularly given the large number of security personnel deployed to ensure a peaceful and credible election.

I therefore implore you to reiterate the commitment made to the people of Osun State that their votes will count and that the outcome of this election will reflect their genuine choice. The Nigeria @PoliceNG, @OfficialDSSNG @HQNigerianArmy @official_NSCDC and other security agencies must strictly adhere to this directive, while @inecnigeria must be given every necessary support to conclude the process and deliver a credible and transparent outcome.

The people of Osun State have spoken with one voice, and their voices must be heard. Their votes must be protected, and their mandate must be respected.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Maturing is realizing your iPhone 11 still does the exact same thing as the iPhone 17.