Joseph Gutirrez

Made in Branson, born at Lake Of The Ozarks.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[JuiceOne @JuiceSimpsons]

The only Waymo I care about is the way Moe serves up the suds to Homer and the gang in the classic animated television show The Simpsons

[ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🌞 @Cambone88]

#GoodFriday #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Opening Day?

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

The work is mysterious and important

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

I’m gonna build myself an atrium so spacious it’ll make your little foyer look like a vestibule

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Props to just stopping in the middle of the grocery aisle. Personally never tried it, but it seems big.

[Joseph Gutirrez @SeedyG7]

@Cubs Glad we could survive Hector “The Domestic Terrorist” Nerris blowing a 3 run lead.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

im pitting my doctors against each other like divorced parents. tellin my dentist that the podiatrist said i can have sugar cubes

[mary tyler less @islandinmymind]

Heavy is the ass that farts

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

A new era begins.

[Joseph Gutirrez @SeedyG7]

@BarstoolBigCat OJ Simpson… the actor?

[Joseph Gutirrez @SeedyG7]

Wonder what kind of eclipse coverage Roku City is gonna get

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. And the fourth inning is the beer inning." #OpeningDay

[teeeeeej @gnarlythomas]

this weather got me thinking about bringing out the 31 piece patio set