Jordan Elizabeth

Seeking balance, equality, fairness, kindness and a healthy mind/body; promoting social and political activism;
Also here for the humor

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

"The journey is as important as the destination, especially in a great car."

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

Woof this one aged poorly.
Little did I know the possibilities

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

Slap that sticker on your favorite votetiddy and bust out your best nervous tick. It's time to lose some more rights

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo will miss you, little blue check mark. But don’t worry everybody, Elmo is still Elmo! ❤️

[trash jones @jzux]

truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals.

we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

I love me a good trend but a cocky trend gets to me. I promise any clothes, hair, music and speech pattern you like has been recycled. Google the influence and be humbled

[jill 🦋 @bythegraceofher]

TAYLOR SCHILLING HOW R U REAL

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

Anyone else remember that time when Taylor and T-pain made a rap song in 2008

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

@JoJoFromJerz Graduate from highschool

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

Also, @CollegeBoard your customer service representatives have been a tad bit condescending.

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

@CollegeBoard
Students: if you are considering taking an exam through collegeboard, such as CLEP; consider other options first.
Know that the local testing centers may not offer exams when you need and proctoring is only possible with Windows 10, not 11, not Mac, not Google.

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

Scores can take weeks to be released to your university- up to 2-3 weeks.
So, save your $100 and see if your school offers waiver exams instead that can be done with any computer software. 👌

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

There is no way to know your exam dates except by calling each individual testing center. The one near me only offers exams once a year.
Refunds are only available for a week, which is not enough time to determine how to plan and keep your exam.

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

Crossover idea: I want to see @GordonRamsay judge @SimonCowell's cooking and @SimonCowell judge @GordonRamsay's singing

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

@TheJakeOver Question 1: no
Question 2: I feeeel like the depressy comes with a side of the overthink

[MILEY @miley]

#NewYearNewCoHost @dollyparton

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

It's official. I will be the next U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania.

We bet on the people of Pennsylvania - and you didn’t let us down 

And I won’t let you down. Thank you.

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

Slap that sticker on your favorite votetiddy and bust out your best nervous tick. It's time to lose some more rights

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

Impostor syndrome is not a sign that other people are overestimating you. It's more likely that you're underestimating your potential.

Confidence is often a consequence of growth, not a cause. Believing in your ability is less important than believing in your ability to improve.

[Jordan Elizabeth @SeekingBalance_]

Faith Hill implies the existence of someone named Doubt Valley