Nicholas Patrick

Sober as a judge, mad as a hatter.

[Nicholas Patrick @SeelzDaDeal]

@zacharymatson Air Bud: Golden Receiver.

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Who tf said, "What should I get them for Christmas? I got it. 8 women providing their guests with unpasteurized milk." And the audacity to top it off with a shit ton of birds.

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#nyc #subway #christmasjoy #happyholidays

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@MTA 2133 Alpha to Inwood 207 (12/16) was the best ride on the subway I've had in a long time. Same conductor was on my downtown train when I took it as well. Love to prove the national numbers wrong about "grinchy" NYC. Thank you, sir. I'll carry that joy forward.

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Rhett Butler is a witch.

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Hey @stephenasmith,

THUNDER UP!

#TTFU #405

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@noskipspodcast We thinking a Forever Story episode? That I'mma Rant/I'm Morant line got me.

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My first time seeing @anthonygreen since starting my #soberjourney. @lsdunes put on a hell of a show that was absolutely chilling and spiritual for me. For that, I thank all of them from the bottom of my heart.

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It's insane how insanely musically spiritual I am when listening to @circasurvive.

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@kittieharloe Cold without snow is pointless.

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Every time someone asks me what time it is, I ask what year it is. #implieddadjoke

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The other day someone said "so that beer is like the ugly girl you take out". My immediate response was "I take offense to that. I am the ugly girl."

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On a lighter note. Fuck the Joe Rogan narrative. You ever heard a dad joke? I'm full of them. #askandyeshallreceive

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Wanna feel feelings? Watch the "Is this real life" scene in #ticktickBOOMmovie because Andrew makes you feel it. Let alone supporting actors. #livetweetpart2

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@AnthonyGreen I have never waited for something so long. So excited for the end of Feb. to see the 10yr/11.5yr of blue sky noise. Best believe I'll scream along to frozen creek. #imustadmit. Has been my mantra for years, and how I express my appreciation to my peoples.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Happy Black History Month to all the states where it's not a felony to say that

[Nicholas Patrick @SeelzDaDeal]

The struggle is telling people how you feel to their face. Especially when writing is your forte. I hope everyone I've with whom I've been in contact knows the impact they've had. And the love I continue to have for them.

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@Jaesop_Rock Guilty* white people.

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@okcthunder Moooooooose

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

I’m with him