Michael Seewald

[Matt Robinson @metroscenes]

Downtown Raleigh, North Carolina just now. HOME OF THE 2026 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION CAROLINA HURRICANES!

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

Will @DaRealPetey be at the parade? #soundthesiren

[Matt Robinson @metroscenes]

Downtown Raleigh watching the Hurricanes take a 3-2 game lead in the Stanley Cup Finals tonight.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

OWNED THE EAST

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@JoeCassandra @samantha_301

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@tebzafc I think the saber tooth tigers looked after them.

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@T_Nation Incline DB bench and Deadlifts.

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@Thedrivenman “I ain’t paying for no tow truck.”

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@Ravenismeee

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

It is my dream to be paid 99 million to not come to work.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: The Dolphins are releasing QB Tua Tagovailoa with a post–June 1 designation.

By cutting Tagovailoa, Miami will take on an NFL-record $99 million in dead money, split over two years, but new GM Jon-Eric Sullivan and HC Jeff Hafley now get a fresh start at the quarterback position.

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@mrmikeMTL Central air

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@mizar_rr

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@elonmusk Send me a million. I want to see if it’s true.

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@JonHeyman

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@pepsi @CocaCola you have 24 hours to respond.

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@DeanTrombino Nick Mullens?

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

What a great halftime show #MerryChristmas

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@freeguy24 @BigAce_55 You work for fanduel don’t you?

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@AdamSchefter

[Michael Seewald @Seeweezy]

@chiefs_outsider Say sike right now.