Ali Seezan

Maldivian Actor / Singer / Director / Producer / God's gift to women.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Finally, The interview is over after...Nine months??
Thankyou, annoyingly tall dude with huge eyebrows. Munaaz, was it?

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Fuck. No sign if M.Waheeda. That annoyingly tall dude with huge eyebrows is doing the interview, instead.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Wonder who is interviewing me today. It should be Mariyam Waheeda. It better be

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

At TVM. Interview starts in 10 minutes. Wondering why i am even here. Considering, I haven't done shit this year. Wait, that IS all I did.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Apparently they have group meetings for sex addicts, in justice building.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Interview with TVM at 4.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Only if they had group meetings for sex addicts in Maldives

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

2. Constantly refering to Ryan Giggs as "Ryan Giggles"

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

I did get kicked out of the club house half way through. Reasons were:
1. Thinking Manchester United was the team wearing blue.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Oh so it wasnt 4 goals by fletcher? It was one goal and 3 replays.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

was at a club house to watch a football match between Manchester United and Everton.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Something beautiful happened, indeed. We had sex like that sex scene from 300. 23 postions in two minutes. I feel dizzy.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

azey left. Rishmy staying. Strange but I think something beautiful is about to happen.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Which Celebrity Is Sending Around Pictures of Her Privates?

Er.... That would be me.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Imagine andy dick on steroids. Then combine the image with yoda from Star wars. Thats what azey looks like right...................Now!

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

well, i think you should.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

no?

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Niuma, Did you get a Boob job?

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

I just realised, rishmy is the only person in this room who hasn't seen me naked.

[Ali Seezan @Seexan]

Okay! There goes my underwear.