Tyler Segalla

contest entry retweets, and maybe a customer service message or two 🤷‍♂

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

@USPS hmmmm… 🤔 surely there was a better way

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@karlacruzgodoy Interesting use of “sour grapes” 😂☠️

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

#AmericanDrag 🏳️‍🌈

[American Dad @AmericanDadTV]

To mark the 350th episode of American Dad, Roger is finally being honored as a drag icon! Help us celebrate drag herstory by raising money for the @TrevorProject. For every quote-tweet this video gets using #AmericanDrag, @TBSNetwork will donate $1 to @TrevorProject (up to $20k).

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

#LOVEISBLINDreunion

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@TheTayMack @LAYS Is there any other option than cheddar & sour cream?! #StayGolden

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@michaelbbboy The end of the talk track always gave me “I’m Ron Burgundy…?” vibes

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

@paramountplus I can’t watch Survivor or Amazing Race Live on your app! Premium Monthly subscriber. CBS News is the immediate live option, no regular CBS programming…how do I fix this?! #ParamountPlus

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

@adamtotscomix Was in a horror movie mood, and remembered you tweeted this list. THANK YOU FOR THIS CAMP TRIP. 👹🏕

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

The Mostly Me tap dancing though 👀 #miscast21

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Me watching Annaleigh Ashford...

👁👄👁 #Miscast21

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

@JaiLenJosey_ well ok then, you can do that again anytime 👏👏👏 #Miscast21

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

@mcctheater “Out There” is never allowed to be performed by anyone else. Ever. Again. 👏👏👏 #Miscast21

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

Me when I heard Norbert Leo Butz start singing “I Don’t Know How To Love Him” 👁👄👁 #Miscast20

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

Adrienne Warren for President. 🤩#Miscast20

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@SoosIsLoose Ummmmmm... 🤬

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

Commuting to work, listening to @jennafischer talk about @JeffProbst officiating her wedding on the @officeladiespod. MY JEALOUSY LEVELS ARE ASTRONOMICAL. 🙈

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

@survivorcbs @CBS seriously just showed a spoiler of the tribe going to tribal council in a “we’ll be right back” message during commercials. Seriously? Wtf?

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

@netflix Can you provide a list of all users who have opted to skip the intro to @KimmySchmidt? I'm removing toxic, horrible people from my life, and this is a good place to start. #FemalesAreStrongAsHell #Damnit #KimmySchmidt

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

@hqwords boo hissssss, moved to 8 EST? 2 enthusiastic thumbs down 👎🏻👎🏻

[Tyler Segalla @SegallaSays]

No more “yes”, “yup” or “yeah”...thanks to your new album @ArianaGrande I will only say “YUH” from now on. #yuh #lickthebowl #sweetener ❤️❤️❤️