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[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@dakotalanthimos I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God. I mean, he’s great and all, but he’s no Freddie Mercury!

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@FortniteStatus this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@FortniteStatus Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in-

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@FortniteStatus Fortnite’s devs atm

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@FNFestival Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, rolling stones, CCR, Doors
I could go on. Come on now

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

We took your game.

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@FNFestival in honor of Ace Frehly’s passing you think we could get some KISS tracks on this bish?

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@FNFestStatus @spacepanda5

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

Gonna tell my kids this was @TurnerSportsEJ on @NBAonTNT

[monsieur rose @thisway2sanjose]

Deshaun Watson taking Sheduer Sanders out in Cleveland.

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

Call me splenda

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

Im the sugar ray leonard of the rizz

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@SamRaimiUpdates @DEADLINE @spacepanda5

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@FortniteFNLK

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

i went to sleep for 10 hours and these fortnite servers are still burning

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@FNFestival perfect opportunity to gift us songs guys I’m thinking something hard rock or metal for the frustration of not playing fortfest? 👀

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@JoshAllenQB is the @TomBrady of @JayHasTweets’s

[Max @FudgeGoat_]

Aaron Rodgers on his way to the Steelers to destroy their chemistry

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@shitpost_2077 Garbage disposal?

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

Everyone loves a big pickle!

[Woodchuck @Segardian]

@Treyarch fix prop hunt. Heavily hunter sided. Props need a chance