Segata Sanshiro

You must play SEGA Saturn! or else I will throw you extremely far. (p.s - what's a 'parody account'?)

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

20 years is nothing. We're going for another 20 so get your Reebok's on.

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

After 20 years I think it's ok if you want to stop playing the SEGA Saturn. Actually, I'm joking. You can't stop. I won't allow you to stop.

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

Ah-ha! A request! Very well! Let us see how far I can throw this new Microsoft console! - #XboxGONE

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

I think perhaps i should start with the voters. Form an orderly line and i shall get you to the bottom of the mountain as quick as possible.

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

A market gimmick, they say? Well then. Who do i throw first? The voters against me or the Hedgehog? @RadioSEGA - http://t.co/49pieBaJYT

[RadioSEGA 📡🎶🎧 @RadioSEGA]

If you know the words, sing along~ SEGATA SAN-SHIRO, SEGATA SAN-SHIRO~! - MTwinny

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

@RadioSEGA You called?

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

Hahaha! Oh, Playstata. Such memories. I had to throw him by his ankles!

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

I never did tell you about the time Sony tried to successfully clone me to make my evil counter part, Playstata Sonshiro. He had no arms.

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

Download the SEGA SATURN to your brain. That way you won't be so stupid any more.

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

Download the Segata Sanshiro app for your smart phone. That way your phone can throw you over its shoulder when I am not present to do so.

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

Apparently, it would seem Sony announced a new console at their conference. Only the actual console itself was not there. Because I took it.

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

TimeGate studios, you're next. Though I really don't want to get my hands THAT dirty.

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

The other night I threw developers Gearbox over my shoulder. It was misinformation by the news who reported it as a meteor landing in Russia

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

Who do you think trained them? RT "@SEGAotaku Rumour has it that Segata Sanshiro will be in The Expendables 3"

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

They say SEGA are bringing the hammer down on fake Twitter accounts pretending to be their characters. This concerns me, how?

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

@InsertCoinTees I died protecting the Dreamcast. Its popularity is certified. I believe @SEGA are awaiting your phone call. Talk SEGA SATURN

[Insert Coin @InsertCoinTees]

@SegataSanshiro_ Hee hee! Well, if the first two are popular enough you never know :-)

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

Pay attention, @InsertCoinTees. This will be the next SEGA bag you make. Otherwise, you may become airborne - http://t.co/WhRzB3tF

[Segata Sanshiro @SegataSanshiro_]

Ice Cube. We need to have a talk. I want to introduce you to my mountain. Tell me how the bottom of it looks when you reach it.