Shakes29L

Authi e Xap ya hloka tse bhaya nje,that's simple me.

[Kaizer Chiefs @KaizerChiefs]

Next Kaizer Chiefs Match!

🏆#TotalEnergiesCAFCC
⚽️Zesco United vs. Kaizer Chiefs
👕First Team
🗓️Sunday 25 January 2026
🏟Levy Mwanawasa Stadium
🕞15h00 SAST
🎟30 Kwacha and 200 Kwacha
📺SABC 2 & SuperSport 205

#KCOneAfrica #Amakhosi4Life

[Kaizer Motaung Jr @kaizerm_jr]

Congratulations @Masandawana for your 8th consecutive League Title. A true mark of excellence. 👏🏾👏���👏🏾

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Kaizer Chiefs winning Nedbank is bigger than Sundowns winning the league 8 times in a row when you’re a small team you’re small team nothing can save you 😭😭

[Kaizer Chiefs @KaizerChiefs]

Oh sorry, Good Morning Champs🏆

I forgot, it's been a while🤦‍♂️

#MorningChamps

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

This is me at 65 years cooking Pap that I will eat with eggs and achar because I refused to be matured enough to date single mothers….😭😭

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Step fathers are the men that single mothers would not date if they did not have kids..

The man who get her pregnant was her type not you !!

She is with you because her type left her for better bums…

She dating you now because you’re FOOL!! 😩

[Shakes29L @SegooaShakes]

@moflavadj @BafanaBafana Peter Mokaba stadium 🏟️

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Remember my brother

R1500 is more than enough for Christmas clothes on a child

R1.5K from you … plus R1.5K from her plus R570 from SASSA that’s R3 570 ….

It’s more than enough

Don’t let your bitter baby mamas scam you..🤧

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

As a side chick you must know your place!!!

When the phone rings you keep your mouth shut!!!

Don’t call me & I will call you!!!

And when we get caught you don’t fight back let a main chick let her moer you … it’s you who’s the problem!

Y’all must be professional marn!😭😩

[Shakes29L @SegooaShakes]

@Resego_blaq I'll go with this

[Gayton McKenzie @GaytonMcK]

All football loving fans know that the time for VAR has arrived in SA football. We need VAR & we need it now, those meetings start now because we are not a 10th world country. I shall report back soonest after meeting SAFA & the PSL this week.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Everytime you see a deadbeat father just know a mother was the problem..

Don’t judge that man until you hear his side of the story….

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Brother

If she’s a single mother .. she’s been hurt before

Be good to her… treat her like a Queen

Give her a hope that there are still good men out there.

Make the things that Her baby daddy couldn’t do..

When she starts to get comfortable…

FINISH HER OFF!!! 😭

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Coach Umqeqeshi

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Brother

Always make it a point you cheat on her with women that are hotter than her..

So that even if she catches you she will know that you have better options..

Make her understand that she is just lucky that you chose her over everyone!!.. YOU’RE THE PRIZE 💯

[Shakes29L @SegooaShakes]

@ChrisExcel102 Thobela a se yona🤣🤣

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Must watch movies.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Because marriage is a scam that benefits women

When a man thinks of marriage is when he’s in love

But woman only thinks of marriage when she’s getting older. finished and tired of being grilled in the streets

They blackmail men into marriage so they can depress them & die!😩