ZeKe🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Husband, Father.

[ZeKe🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Segun__Victor]

@ThaBoyYom @UzzyMaani @Olloruntoba

[🥷🏽 @YRNBrxnt_]

Oii, Messi and Ronaldinho better suit up for Garnacho’s seminar to learn Puskás-level goals.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Thierry Henry can lecture Ronaldo on the World Cup because he was won it”

Maldini & John Terry better get ready for their lessons from Mustafi then😂

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[Daniel ( -🇵🇹 ) @General_D__]

Why do you watch European football instead of the Nigerian premier league?

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"You're the man"

So you have to pay rent, school fees and provide food

Yet your wife makes house rules for you, decides when you come home and if your siblings can visit

When it's time for responsibilities "You're the man"
When it's time for authority, madam becomes the man

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"Educate the girl child"

The girl child has been educated and has more opportunities than the boy child

But she does not want to pay rent in the house she lives with her 'partner'

She will disrespect him if she pays but expects him to respect her when he pays

MMS

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Was there any pun intended by any chance ?

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Was having an absolutely amazing year yet FIFA President PUBLICLY said Messi should get more votes cos “he’s humble” while Ronaldo is “like a commander”.

CR7 shut him up next day with a hattrick & a ‘commander’ celebration.

He’s been fighting systemic injustice & disadvantage since forever & you wonder why millions insist he’s their GOAT😂

[Abraham Omolewa @OmolewaAbraham]

That’s how last year, one commented she was happy when the waiter gave her the bill first. She passed it to the man and tipped the waiter 😂😂

The fooling mehn😭😭

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

What was hauwa thinking, that tweet no be am

[Yehgha @yaygha]

"My wife is my partner"
But if your 'partner' buys gas you have to reimburse her

Who did this 'soap' for Nigerian women must be the greatest Alfa of all time

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

If every child..

Can

Just

Sit their Dads down

And have general conversations about the home for some hours

EVERYBODY eye go clear.

I hate the fact that Fathers just don’t get to speak enough.

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

Isn't this the same thing you people call internalized misogyny?

You can't enjoy the benefits of patriarchy when it suits you and then reject it when it doesn't.

[ZeKe🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Segun__Victor]

The woman's finances is never spoken about during these discussions.... very interesting.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Marriage is not a poverty alleviation scheme. But, I don’t believe marrying a poor man can make you live a fantastic life” – Actress Nancy Isime

[ZeKe🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Segun__Victor]

@YesItsBash Odumo no even do you anything, guy😂

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

Brooo, for secondary school if you do mistake make your biology note lost...

E fit take you 6months to recopy first term note finish 😭😭😭

[ZeKe🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Segun__Victor]

@blizzstilldey 😂😭

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

To the Men who sacrificed their dreams to make ours come true.

To the Men who bent their backs to work so ours would always stand straight.

To the Men who became our life coaches, in words and deeds.

To the Men who love us unconditionally, who are always available when we call, and turn up in every situation.

To the Men who may not be present in every picture, but are present in every moment.

To the Men who, everyday, give up a part of themselves to make us whole.

To the Men who always have money to send us, whether they have jobs or business is bad.

To the Men whose absence is felt the greatest, and whose presence assures the highest stability.

Happy Father's Day

[WILL〽️ @fineboywill]

I raise you waking up after cashing out 20k on a game you would have won 1m.