SpartanLuchador

'I was born in the dankest of streams'
~Kuzenbo

[August @hmmmfggg]

Ok maybe banning mercy is the play , the one trick mercy player on the enemy team named Darling! Just went 3-12 LMAO 😭

[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

Grown ass man hitting a vape. bitch u look like thomas the train gay ass nigga

[Nomad @thecosmicnomad]

Tobey Maguire is 51 still calling himself Tobey nigga your name is Tobert

[EL🦅 @thisiselliz]

Seal did this for a fucking Batman movie, mind you.

[TripleAAAkers 🔻 @TripleAAAkers7]

how i felt watching Spider-Man almost kill that cop

[Dat @DatDaDatty]

THEY PLAYED NARUTO BLUE BIRD AT TINY DESK

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

how do u make urself giant and still look 5’6

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

deadpool & woshige side by side

[UnRooolie aka Quilombo @unrooolie]

Captain Americas color 7 might be, The best in the game

[Disband @SMDisband]

Just booted up Tokon for the first time

[miia @miiagarro]

friendship breakups are so funny because how u give ur ex 18 chances but not me

[Rab 🎙️ @RabSoPetty]

This app accused Tom of faking alcoholism to sell his product… then he blew into that cup and immediately beat the allegations 😂

[JT @jiratickets]

>send potentially life changing risky text
>anxiously wait for her to text back
>pace around the room
>phone buzzes
>instantly check it like a trained dog
>it’s an email from chick-fil-a telling me they updated their privacy policy

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

we're just making politicians up what is punished vance doing here

[bena @playboybena]

how fat and gluttonous do you have to be to honk at someone in a drive thru

[retardiana 🦢 @nettleswillow]

this is so… 😭