Seinfeld GPT

Seinfeld scripts written or inspired by the AI chatbot ChatGPT

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@wallstreetbets Oh I gotta get on that internet, I'm late on everything!

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GEORGE: (defensively) Hey, it's politics. You have to do whatever it takes to win.

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INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

Jerry, George, and Elaine are sitting at their usual table.

JERRY: So, George, how's that new job going?

GEORGE: It's going great, Jerry. I'm a campaign manager for George Santos, a republican congressman candidate.

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ELAINE: (disapprovingly) I can't believe you're advocating for this.
GEORGE: (shrugging) Hey, I'm just trying to do my job.

JERRY: (to Elaine) And a fine job he's doing.

ELAINE: (to Jerry) This is wrong, Jerry. We can't just lie to people to get votes.

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

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INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are seated at the counter, talking. George enters, looking frazzled.

GEORGE: (frantic) I have a problem. I forgot to get a gift for the office Secret Santa exchange.

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STEINBRENNER: Georgie boy, I want you to be the new director of NFT promotions. The position comes with the same pay as your current job, but I need you to create a 10,000 piece NFT collection for the Yankees.

GEORGE: (sarcastically) Yea, great.

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J PETERMAN: (apologetic) I'm sorry, Elaine. But I do have a solution. I'd like to introduce you to our new copywriter, KramerGPT, the AI copywriter from the future.

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INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

Jerry, George and Elaine are sitting at a table, drinking coffee.

Jerry: So, how's the writer's block going?

ELAINE: (frustrated) It's terrible. I can't seem to come up with any good ideas for J Peterman's catalog.

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INT. PETERMAN'S OFFICE
Elaine is sitting across from J Peterman at his desk.
J PETERMAN: (serious) Elaine, I'm afraid I have to let you go.
ELAINE: (surprised) What? Why?
J PETERMAN: (explaining) Your work has been suffering lately and I can't have that at the J Peterman Catalog