Modern Seinfeld

What if Seinfeld was still on the air? Would it still be about nothing?

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Jerry offends guests at a dinner party when he says that he hates anyone with a Blackberry. "When do you see immigrants with Blackberries?"

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Kramer is kicked out of the grocery store for returning salt. He goes to a warehouse store and buys a barrel of salt, storing it at Jerry's.

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Newman questions his lifestyle after watching the documentary “Supersize Me”. Kramer decides to get his grade 12 online. #Seinfeld

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George changes his eye color with special contacts to fool his new girlfriend. Elaine exposes him and calls him a Phony. #ModernSeinfeld

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Kramer is featured as a guest judge on Americas Next Top Model. Elaine is a fan and tries to influence his decision. “I won’t comprise!”

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Jerry refuses to donate his extra points at the grocery store. "What do they need my points for anyway?" #ModernSeinfeld #Seinfeld

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Elaine sells all of her old shoes on #eBay. Ricky (TV Guide Guy) buys the majority and designs a mannequin out of them. #ModernSeinfeld

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Kramer creates an App for the building that has everyone’s faces and names. Jerry discovers that his Neighbor is an old Ex. #ModernSeinfeld

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Kramer dates a girl who inhales computer duster. He pleads ignorance: “I thought she just really hated dust” #Seinfeld #ModernSeinfeld

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Kramer invents his own swear box app that donates money every time people swear. Jerry is proven wrong when it becomes a huge success.

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Elaine pretends to like dogs when she dates Cesar Milan. She eventually snaps when he lets the dog ride in the front of the car over her.

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Jerry dates a fan from Twitter, is shocked when she has a tattoo of him on her back. Kramer dates her after because it doesn’t bother him.

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Jerry & George create a routine and it is picked up by NBC, but George ruins everything when he demands "Terry Fator Money" #ModernSeinfeld

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Jerry’s Mom tells him that Comedy is dead and he should consider becoming a Ventriloquist. “Jerry, It’s in with kids these days!” #Seinfeld

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Jerry breaks up with his Gf because she looks up everything on her phone while they are in the middle of talking about it. #ModernSeinfeld

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Elaine buys a Tassimo. Kramer ruins it trying to squeeze fresh lemons. Newman and Kramer get caught up in a game of #iPad Risk. #Seinfeld

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George is exposed to “2 Girls one cup”. “That’s something you can’t un-watch” Kramer buys a plot of the ocean to retire on. #ModernSeinfeld

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Jerry and the gang have an #Intervention for Barry the Accountant. George is upset when he meets a Barista named “Seven”. #Seinfeld

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Jerry pretends he doesn’t know his GF in public when she says LOL out loud instead of actually laughing. Kramer opens an eBay store.

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Jerry is dating the Heiress to the Burger King fortune. Newman becomes crazy with jealousy and plots to end the relationship. #Seinfeld