The Seinfeld Vault

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Elaine: Alright, thats enough right there! https://t.co/uydKYZVdS3

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Kramer: *Crashes into door* Whaa, you're locking this now?!
Jerry: Get in! locking it because of Joe DaVolla

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George: I declare this, the summer of George! *bee starts flying in his face*, ah! ahh!

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Jerry: No, no, no, there was no pick, no pick! https://t.co/7gyS8tFnh9

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Silvio - Yes, you are right, it's all about me me me, please look at me, I am so pretty, love me, want me!

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Helen - Jerry, you were making out during, Schindler's List!

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Leo: Your Nanna can't give that money, she's on a very fixed income! Stop the show!

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George: I was living the dream, stripped to the waist, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery

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George: Yeah, Anyway,I got the funeral tomorrow but huh, my weekend is pretty wide open and I was wondering, hello?

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Kramer: Jerry, look at this! (turns sandwich inside out), I haven’t had a decent sandwich in 13 years

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George: Relax, I have I sixth sense
Jerry: Cheapness, is not a sense

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George: Hey, Tony... (Flips hat backwards like Tony) https://t.co/RCS1yCBw3A

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Wilhelm: I did it sir, because I'm sick and tired of your macho head games
Steinbrenner: Macho head games?

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Elaine: This is the same label maker I gave Tim Watley, he's a re-gifter!

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Kramer: I don't know why I let you talk me into that corned beef at Snitzer's
Emily: No one held a gun to your head

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Paul: You promised a kid in the hospital that I'd hit two home runs?
Kramer: What, no good?

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Elaine: Whats that?
Puddy: It's the letter D

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Elaine: You want somethin to read?
Puddy: Nah
Elaine: You're just gonna stare at the back of the seat?
Puddy: Yah

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George: I love that, T-Bone